Iron Dad Oneshots (Under Editing)

More messages, but like, a long chapter

:p because I get bored lol

Sunday, November 1st; 10:00 AM

Tony created the group chat

Tony added Bruce, Natasha, Clint, Sam, and 4 others

Tony: finally

Clint: wut

Tony: oh god you text like the kid

Clint: whom?

Natasha: Who?

Steve: Who?

Bruce: ?

Sam: lol

Wanda: can y'all shut up

Rhodey: I know who

Clint: no

Tony: lol imma add him

Steve: Tony, who are you adding?

Tony added Yeeter to the chat

Tony: kid, did you Change your name again?

Tony: Kid?

Clint: aw he capitaliizes when hes worried

Tony: Shut up, you can't even spell

Sam: lol he got u there

Natasha: Who's 'kid'?

Yeeter: Hi? 

Clint: hi

Rhodey: Hey

Steve: Hello

Natasha: Who are you?

Tony: Kid, oh thank god, I thought u went and did something stupid again

Yeeter: im at neds, i was doing the sleeps

Yeeter:  r u guys the avengers?

Natasha: No

Clint: no

Sam: no lol

Steve: Yes

Tony: Yep, we are, kid, welcome to the chat.

Yeeter: ok kool

Yeeter: yo dis boi won't be able to be at the decathlon practice 2morrow. Go head n yell at me MJ lol

Natasha: The fuck?

Steve: Please watch your language, he his a child. I think? 

Tony: hey bud, wrong chat

Yeeter: ope lol my bad

Clint: Isn't decathlon a high school thing?

Tony: Oh wow, he can do proper grammar. Whoda thunk

Natasha: Yes, it is

Yeeter: Lol I'm in trouble aren't I Mr. Stark

Tony: No, but why are you skipping decathlon?

Yeeter: Its an important day for May and I tomorrow. Uh, I'll talk about it later, I have to go home now

Tony: Okay, be safe kid.

Yeeter: Never am

Clint: E S P L A I N

Tony: N O

Wanda: Oh God, finally it's dying down

Natasha: I hate you all

Tuesday, November 3rd; 5:52 PM

Yeeter: lets get this bread bois

Tony: Oh thank god you're back. Wanna come to the lab today? You can stay the night.

Yeeter: lemme ask May lol

Yeeter: its a yes from her

Natasha: Spider-man

Yeeter: OFUK

Tony: SHIT

Steve: L A N G U A G E

Wednesday, November 4th; 2:37 AM

Tony has given Yeeter the ability to change nicknames, add people, and kick people

Yeeter has changed Bruce's nickname to 'TONYWHY'

Tony has added Thor to the chat

Yeeter has changed Natasha's nickname to 'Natasha <3'

Yeeter has changed Clint's nickname to 'Green Arrow'

Tony has added Bucky to the chat

Tony: There, now captain shitface can leave me alone

Yeeter: lol

Yeeter has changed Sam's nickname to 'Snickers'

Yeeter has changed Wanda's nickname to 'QUEEN'

Yeeter has changed Steve's nickname to 'Steeb'

Yeeter has changed Rhodey's nickname to 'Uncle Rhodey'

Yeeter has changed Tony's name to 'Protecc'

Protecc: Wait, why didn't you make a funny one for Natasha

Yeeter: She kinda scares me Mr. Stark

Protecc: lol

Protecc has changed Yeeter's nickname to 'Touch him and I will kill you'

Touch him and I will kill you: OPE

Protecc: Okay, go to bed now

Touch him and I will kill you: k. nite

Protecc: Night

Wednesday, November 4th, 11:00 AM

Natasha <3: Who the fuck is who?

A H YESSS Okay, so my mom bought me a spiderman pillow and I am shooketh

Okeeee hope everyone is having an amazing day or night <3