:p because I get bored lol
Sunday, November 1st; 10:00 AM
Tony created the group chat
Tony added Bruce, Natasha, Clint, Sam, and 4 others
Tony: finally
Clint: wut
Tony: oh god you text like the kid
Clint: whom?
Natasha: Who?
Steve: Who?
Bruce: ?
Sam: lol
Wanda: can y'all shut up
Rhodey: I know who
Clint: no
Tony: lol imma add him
Steve: Tony, who are you adding?
Tony added Yeeter to the chat
Tony: kid, did you Change your name again?
Tony: Kid?
Clint: aw he capitaliizes when hes worried
Tony: Shut up, you can't even spell
Sam: lol he got u there
Natasha: Who's 'kid'?
Yeeter: Hi?
Clint: hi
Rhodey: Hey
Steve: Hello
Natasha: Who are you?
Tony: Kid, oh thank god, I thought u went and did something stupid again
Yeeter: im at neds, i was doing the sleeps
Yeeter: r u guys the avengers?
Natasha: No
Clint: no
Sam: no lol
Steve: Yes
Tony: Yep, we are, kid, welcome to the chat.
Yeeter: ok kool
Yeeter: yo dis boi won't be able to be at the decathlon practice 2morrow. Go head n yell at me MJ lol
Natasha: The fuck?
Steve: Please watch your language, he his a child. I think?
Tony: hey bud, wrong chat
Yeeter: ope lol my bad
Clint: Isn't decathlon a high school thing?
Tony: Oh wow, he can do proper grammar. Whoda thunk
Natasha: Yes, it is
Yeeter: Lol I'm in trouble aren't I Mr. Stark
Tony: No, but why are you skipping decathlon?
Yeeter: Its an important day for May and I tomorrow. Uh, I'll talk about it later, I have to go home now
Tony: Okay, be safe kid.
Yeeter: Never am
Clint: E S P L A I N
Tony: N O
Wanda: Oh God, finally it's dying down
Natasha: I hate you all
Tuesday, November 3rd; 5:52 PM
Yeeter: lets get this bread bois
Tony: Oh thank god you're back. Wanna come to the lab today? You can stay the night.
Yeeter: lemme ask May lol
Yeeter: its a yes from her
Natasha: Spider-man
Yeeter: OFUK
Tony: SHIT
Steve: L A N G U A G E
Wednesday, November 4th; 2:37 AM
Tony has given Yeeter the ability to change nicknames, add people, and kick people
Yeeter has changed Bruce's nickname to 'TONYWHY'
Tony has added Thor to the chat
Yeeter has changed Natasha's nickname to 'Natasha <3'
Yeeter has changed Clint's nickname to 'Green Arrow'
Tony has added Bucky to the chat
Tony: There, now captain shitface can leave me alone
Yeeter: lol
Yeeter has changed Sam's nickname to 'Snickers'
Yeeter has changed Wanda's nickname to 'QUEEN'
Yeeter has changed Steve's nickname to 'Steeb'
Yeeter has changed Rhodey's nickname to 'Uncle Rhodey'
Yeeter has changed Tony's name to 'Protecc'
Protecc: Wait, why didn't you make a funny one for Natasha
Yeeter: She kinda scares me Mr. Stark
Protecc: lol
Protecc has changed Yeeter's nickname to 'Touch him and I will kill you'
Touch him and I will kill you: OPE
Protecc: Okay, go to bed now
Touch him and I will kill you: k. nite
Protecc: Night
Wednesday, November 4th, 11:00 AM
Natasha <3: Who the fuck is who?
A H YESSS Okay, so my mom bought me a spiderman pillow and I am shooketh
Okeeee hope everyone is having an amazing day or night <3
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Iron Dad Oneshots (Under Editing)
FanfictionA collection of one shots revolving around Tony Stark having a fatherly relationship with Peter Parker.
