Iron Dad Oneshots (Under Editing)

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The one rule in this chapter? ALL TYPOS MUST STAY. Enjoy the crack of Danny (and I’m sick- D), Ash, and I. Also, no cursing sooo there's some creative replacements :)

The tower was quiet until- MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD-

"MY MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD" Clint stood on the coffee table, twerking. Peter was cackling from the couch. Life was great. FOR NOW

Tany dances his way into the room, breaking his couch in the process. WAIT WHY MUST HIS COUCH BROKE.mm good chiken stripes.

Deedededadpool slipped tea from a bowl, watching. Wiating, until the couch wuz fixeddedddxd!

"Anyone want some penis enlargement pills?"

"Yes!", screamed all the writers. The couch proceeded to cry. YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME CRY WHEN YOU GIVE ME THOSE OCEAN EYES-

"I have been waiting on your arriva;l" Stephanie Stange sayd as the C A P E turned him to face Beter and TonTon.

"Birch please you've been to space" sassy axhole.

"No birchh you are in space I stole your shoes" LE GASP

"Wow" said beter Barker the dog

"Mr StArK i LeArD tO pLaY rObLoX!" BANNY BOLD YOUR WORDS I  S W E A R

Ned sobbed into his napkin

Danny coughed violently with sickness, this may be his last crack fic.Â

"NO GASPED THE HORSES"

BUT THERESE A THINGY THERE

NO SCREAMED THE OTHER ONE THINGY THINGY

It going up so I type fast hi guys check out my wattpad @Simply_Anxio_

Meanwhile, I' keep giggling and am now croing from laughter

WE NEED NO """"" do you relish being a poor man’s wife unable to provide for your life- I relish being your wife.Â

I MUSTARD BEING YOUR HUSBAND

OOO

QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR (same -Danny)

I'm gayer - Ash | Boitcha I have a girlfriend. - D 

I have no one D: -Jax

fuck off jaxowhffzhdjgjdylhf - D :( -Jax

Must you?its TrueDhe

HELPLESSSSSSSS OOOHoooOOOoOoOoOHHH I DO I DO I DO I DOOooOoOoOoOO

TrueDhe

I sobbed while watching Queer Eye cuz I wanted a hug from them rip