babqftim x reader shorts (Requests Open)

(a/n) (3rd)

Freya (author): hello readers!! I just want to thank you all for, drum roll please.... *Pushes a drum over and watches it roll* 2k reads. Or, around there. Here's a picture in case you don't believe me

Crazy, right? Anyway, I can't thank you guys enough! It's really helped me! Everyone is glad you're enjoying this story. Isn't that right, guys?

Bendy: yeah. Thanks for joining us on our adventures, all you beautiful beasts. *Wiggles eyebrows*

Boris: Bendy, stop being a flirt!! *elbows Bendy in the side* thanks readers!!

Cuphead: thanks a bunch! Even though I've had to wittness me shooting my brother over and over again. But at least it's not real. "Nervous laugh*

Mugman: *hugs cuphead* AWWW CUPPY!! Thanks everyone!!!

Felix: thank you, readers. There's much more adventures to be read, so keep in touch.

Mickey: awwww, thanks you guys!

Oswald: ditto what Micky said.

Freya (author): well, since we're here. Let's do the wheel of pranks. Um, oswald, you be the host.

Oswald: ok, fine. *Clears throat*

Who will be pranking?

Mugman.
Who will get pranked?

Bendy.
What prank?

A killer clown prank.
Well, mugman!

Mugman: *walks over* yeah?

Oswald: your turn to prank *shows mugs the wheels*

Mugman: oh, well. I'm gonna have fun with this. CUPPY!!! *runs off*

~later~

Mugman: CUPPY!!! *Runs to him*

Cuphead: yes, mugs?

Mugman: I *pant* have to do a *pant* killer clown prank on *pant* Bendy.

Cuphead: so?

Mugman: could you help?

Cuphead: why should I?

Mugman: remember that prank Bendy got me into, which ended you in tears?

Cuphead: *sighs* yeah. So, what's the plan?

Mugman: well *whispers a plan into cups ear*

~a little while later~ °^°

Bendy: UGH!!!! I'm so bored!!

Mugman: bbbbbbeeeeeennnnnnddddyyyyyyy!!!!!!! *Runs into Bendy causing them both to fall*

Bendy: hey! Watch out!.

Mugman: sorry, but it's an emergency!

Bendy: so, what's wrong? *Stands up and patts the none existent dust off him*

Mugman: w...well, I went into cups room. And he wasn't there. I was about to leave, but I heard a tap at the window. I looked a...and there was a clown. Drenched in blood, staring me down.

Bendy: *snickers* mugs, it was probably a dream. There's nothing to worry abo--- *gets cut off by laughter* ok, what the hell is that?

*A window smashes, and a clown jumps in*

The clown (cup): *laughs* who wants to have fun?? *Pulls a knife infront of him, pointing towards bendy*

Bendy and mugs: *screams*

Bendy: WHAT THE FUCK!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

The clown (cup): *laughs*

Bendy: nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! *Grabs mugs' wrist and darts towards the rooms* boris' room is locked, same as Mickey's, oswalds, yours and cups. My room doesn't have a lock, or a working one, so Freya's room we go! *Practicly kicks Freya's door*

Freya (author): bendy! Mugman! What's going on? *Places phone on a bedside table*

Mugman: killer clown *gives Freya a 'its a prank look' and 'go along with it's look*

Freya (author): *nods to mugs* quick, lock the door!

Bendy: *nods and locks the door*

Freya (author): *swings the cupboard doors open and grabs three bats* here, take these *passes them a bat*

Bendy:......ok.

*A window gets smashed*

Freya (author): shit.

Bendy: *gets cornered by the clown* n...no! Don't hurt me! B..Boris needs me! *Tears well in his eyes*.

Everyone but bendy: *begins to laugh*

Bendy:... Huh? W..what's so funny?

Cuphead: *takes the clown mask off* you should've seen the look on your face *laughs*

Bendy: w...wait, it was you all along.

Mugman: it was the wheel of pranks. It was my turn to prank you, with a killer clown prank. So I did this.

Bendy: I hate you guys.

(Thanks you readers!!)