The Big Book Of Amaguji

What Do The AU Boys Do Together?

1. Getting married and doing weird stuff without question

Korekiyo looked up at the ceiling. The star's light from outside peaked their way into their bedroom from the blinds, pestering him and his inability to sleep easily. Rantaro was awake with him, scrolling through Instagram.

Korekiyo got up from the bed and opened the window, screaming as loud as he could before slipping back into the bed.

"Releasing the screams of sorrow again?"

"Yes, this is required so I don't reflect on my regrets and embarrass myself when ."

2. Being the masterminds so that you can torture all of your friends for as long as they live.

"I'm really appalled at your performance, a dead person being the mastermind? Such an impossible theory that couldn't be more right!"

With a large jump and a cluster of flips, Korekiyo perfectly slipped behind Monokuma with a giddy glint in his eyes.

"It was an imitation murder inspired from the very first season with a little twist. This twist is, of course, the survival of the Ultimate Survior!"

With a crown on his head and little happiness on his face, Rantaro didn't do anything crazy to make himself known but he did indeed add the purity of evil into the air of room. Someone so calm working with someone so obviously insane, what an imperfectly perfect duo...

"Your reward for this spectacular performance is not freedom. You've already figured out that this season's game was unfair therefore we must scrap it, we are to blame for this so you must pay the toll."

"Which is everlasting torture until your deaths, the amazing idea proposed to me by Amami! Just for that, I have prepared something special for you~!"

"I look forward to it." He said with a frighteningly sweet smile on his face.

3. Being insane together but with more killing and blood.

"Craniocerebral trauma at the back of the head, I assume. The pattern you made is so pretty but no one can compare to yours." Korekiyo whispered to himself.

Their basement was a beautiful place in Korekiyo's eyes. So many lives have been lost, so many lives will not see the beauty of their kind again. Korekiyo traced the back of the victim's skull with a bandaged thumb and pointer, treating the bone like a  piece of art it was.

"The client came earlier than expected and the closest weapon was this shotput ball, sorry about that knife kill promise."

It was easy for them get away with such acts with faces like theirs, people really would do anything to satisfy their sinful urges. Even the victims swore to secrecy when they set up the meeting times and everything.

"When's the next one coming?" Rantaro checked the clipboard, seeing that they forgot to write the next one down.

"Tomorrow, they requested me though. We can do a collaboration murder if you want."

With a peck on the cheek and a twist on his heel, Rantaro started to exit the basement.

"That would be an amazing representation of togetherness, wouldn't it? Of course I would love to collaborate with you!"

4. People watching together

"Why do all of the people on the street look so ugly?"

With a stern glare, Korekiyo gripped on the binoculars with much unneeded force. Him and Rantaro have tried people watching on their own time but Rantaro didn't grasp the whole point of it.

"We are trying to observe the actions o-"

"Someone is selling drugs in that alleyway."

Rantaro pointed at the direction of the shady alleyway. There was indeed two people probably doing some illegal transactions.

"I'll tell Kokichi about him later."

"What?"

"Nothing~." A sly wink and a smile was present on his face. That was enough to make Korekiyo let him off on a warning glare before looking down at the corner store being robbed and sighed in content.

"Humanity is beautiful."

5. Watching horror movies

Someone was being decapitated but they weren't phased.

The room was cold which made Korekiyo cover himself with the bed comforter which also got caught on Rantaro's earring which almost got ripped off, that was pretty scary in of itself.

"This is actually really boring."

Not even the bludgeon repeatedly hitting the victim's skull made them flinch, Kirumi opened the door to their room and audibly gasped.

"This is highly inappropriate. Why are you guys watching this?"

"Korekiyo said it'll be a great time passer until lunch and he was right. A lot less entertaining than I thought, though."

Kirumi looked at Korekiyo under the veil of sheets and Rantaro yawning with a concerned expression, "Lunch is ready, I'll save it for you until you finish watching... that."

Kirumi closed the door slowly and sped walked to the cafeteria, mentally noting to prepare herself more before entering someone's room.