The Big Book Of Amaguji

Happy Birthday Kiibo!

Almost forgot about his bday, oopsies

#1Mom renamed the group chat to Kiibo's Birthday

#1Mom: Happy Birthday Kiibo. After classes, we will celebrate promptly :)

Kiiboard: Oh, thank you Kirumi! You didn't have to, really.

#1Mom: I value everyone equally so I give you the same treatment as the other students. Fulfilling that, I have made a cake that was custom made towards you and have everything for a small birthday party.

Kiiboard: Like a human?

#1Mom: Yes, our classmates are human so you will get the same treatment.

Kiiboard: Thank you Kirumi! At least someone respects me =_=

ReturnToShuichiIfFound is now online

ReturnToShuichiIfFound: OMIGOD IT'S KIIBOYS BDAY OOF

#1Mom: Aren't you in class right now?

ReturnToShuichiIfFound: Nuu

#1Mom: Put the phone away

ReturnToShuichiIfFound: KIIBOY USE YOUR TELEPORTING FUNCTION T

#1Mom: This is the 4th time this week, Jesus Christ

#1Mom: Kiibo, aren't you in class?

Kiiboard: Ms. Fukawa isn't here so we could stay at our dorms until there's a substitute.

Kiiboard: Where are you Kirumi?

#1Mom: Making lunches for everyone

#1Mom: Actually, I can show you the cake if you want

Kiiboard: Sure!

Kiibo immediately rushed down to the empty cafeteria, where Kirumi was behind the serving counter. Kirumi turned around and smiled softly. She walked into the fridge and took out the circular black and silver cake. In the center there was a giant silver heart with a 'K' in the middle of it. With the remaining space around the heart, there were pink veins acting as wires. The black frosting was decorated in a continuing square pattern with green dye, even when it melted off the side. The cake kept a simplistic, electronic feel which Kiibo didn't mind.

"Wow, this looks great! I've never seen black batter before."

"It's fudge mixed with a lot of gas. It might seem 'robophobic' of me but just flour and eggs isn't nutritionally recommended for the likes of you. Surprisingly, Iruma-san taught me this."

"The thought is what counts, it doesn't bother me at all. I can't wait to consume this later!"

"You will soom because lunch is next period. Don't worry."

"Aha, no rush."

Kiibo walked off happily back to his dorm. Technically his birthday doesn't matter because the day he was created wasn't actually a 'birth' but he appreciated the students that actually treat him as a person and not a robot. And for that he can only offer them his endless gratitude.

Something small for the electro child 😅. Happy Birthday Kiibo!