ReturnToShuichiIfFound: :3 Shumai bought me a pigeon
ReturnToShuichiIfFound: He's pecking me rn but we still cool
#1Mom: Why do I hear squawking from upstairs? Kokichi, you know it isn't Halloween yet right?
ReturnToShuichiIfFound: No! It's just Henry-Sama!
#1Mom: I don't recall an Ultimate named Henry. Is he new?
Ass ass in is now online
Ass ass in: no, it's a FUCKING PIGEON THAT WON'T SHUT UP
#1Mom: Why did you want a pigeon for?
ReturnToShuichiIfFound: Shuichi said I was being annoying so he gave me him as a gift
#1Mom: @IAmShuichi
IAmShuichi is now online
IAmShuichi: I didn't do it
#1Mom: Did you buy Kokichi a pigeon?
IAmShuichi: There is a 50 percent chance that I might have done it but most importantly I didn't do it
#1Mom: @Anxiety
Anxiety is now online
Anxiety: I'd hate to call you out Shuichi but you directly asked me which feathers look better on each of the 50 pigeon photos you showed me
#1Mom: Shuichi?
IAmShuichi: There is a 99.9 percent chance that I might have done it but most importantly you can't prove it.
ReturnToShuichiIfFound: You didn't read my earlier texts? I am hurt :(
IAmShuichi: ...
IAmShuichi: Okay I did it
ReturnToShuichiIfFound: Thank you for giving me my 17th minion for my army of darkness 😝😝😂😂
#1Mom: seven...teenth?
ReturnToShuichiIfFound: AHHHHHH, GUCCI SAN!
Anxiety: It is your fault for buying the pigeons, not me
ReturnToShuichiIfFound: AHHHHHH, MAKI SAMA!
Ass assin: Good luck with that, cya
Ass assin is now offline
ReturnToShuichiIfFound: Oof Buggy-kun just got out and Wanderer-kun and Stabby-Chan... I should probably do something
AnxietyDeluxe is now online
AnxietyDeluxe: a pigeon just attacked me, wtf
Cosplayed and 10 others are now online
Cosplayed: WHO THE FUCK WENT INTO MY CLOSET TO SHIT ALL OVER MY SHRITS?
ReturnToShuichiIfFound: That was probably Supreme-kun, sorry!
GodIsAliveAndItsMyFault: Who mixed all of my paint together?
ReturnToShuichiIfFound: That was definitely Heaven-Chan!
#1Mom: If I see any more complaints from anyone else, I'll literally disown you.
AnxietyDeluxe: HALF OF THE PIGEONS ARE ATTACKING ME, SOMEONE GET GUNDAM-SAMA.
InnocentAndPrecious: But the pigeons like Gonta? Are the pigeons hurting friends?
Cosplayed: That's an f to my heart omg
#1Mom: Can you get Gundam from class 78 to help wrangle in the pigeons?
InnocentAndPrecious: Okay Mom!
InnocentAndPrecious is now offline
#1Mom: Kokichi, you have been disowned. Shuichi, I'll let you off on a warning because Gonta warmed my heart a little bit.
ReturnToShuichiIfFound: You said you were going to disown me anyway!
#1Mom: And if you argue with me any longer I'll throw out your mini fridge.
ReturnToShuichiIfFound: But moooooooooooooooooom...!
Anxiety: Just be lucky you're just dealing with Kirumi San. If I was a father figure I would've punted you already
AnxietyDeluxe changed Anxiety's nickname to EmotionalFather
EmotionalFather: By indisputable decree, you are all my children now. Kokichi come here
ReturnToShuichiIfFound: I HEAR HELPDBDJISKLXMMClKBhahiaKjiwkskl? '' 5)3
ReturnToShuichiIfFound is now offline
AnxietyDeluxe: Isnt your best friend being a vent crawling, emotionally unstable, mysterious, responsible, just amazing person in general just the best?
IAmShuichi: But he just murked Kokichi
AnxietyDeluxe: Isnt your best friend being a vent crawling, emotionally unstable, mysterious, responsible, just amazing person in general just the best?
Kokichi has 17 pigeon friends and honestly, this is the most accurate headcannon I have compared to everyone else.
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The Big Book Of Amaguji
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