The Big Book Of Amaguji

Save Kirumi From These Children And Who Would Win?

Mom: Is anyone awake?

PrettyEmoBoy: Um

StarExplodey: we went to the park it's lit

QueenOfHoes: who tf uses lit anymore

QueenOfHoes: also why the FUCK are you guys at the park it's not even the morning yet

Mom: I would like to know also.

GrapeSodaAndDeath: Dad said so

Mom: Which one?

GrapeSodaAndDeath: Im not a snicth, sorry Mom

Mom: I have an idea anyways.

Mom: @Peacekeeper

DadJokes and DadKnowledge are now online

DadJokes: That notif sound produces live nightmares

DadJokes: But the fact that Kaede isn't awake it's an actual power move I wish I couldhave

DadKnowledge: I would like to take this time to ask if we're in trouble while Rantaro is innocently preoccupied.

DadJokes: What

DadJokes: Oh

DadKnowledge: Nevermind then.

Mom: Who gave the children a permission recently?

DadKnowledge: It was me. Is there an issue?

Mom: The students are at the park currently.

GrapeSodaAndDeath: Oh no mom started bolding things, she's mad

DadKnowledge: May I ask why?

PrettyEmoBoy: Kichi said it felt stuffy in his room so he wanted to go out.

DadKnowledge: Why did you accompany him exactly?

PrettyEmoBoy: He doesn't like being alone so I came with him.

DadKnowledge: Momota-san

GrapeSodaAndDeath: Now he's running back. You really put the fear in him stick father

StarExplodey: HAVE YOU SEEN HIM HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD BREAK MY LEGS???

DadKnowledge: And he would if you don't come back.

DadJokes: And this kids , is how I met your father

GrapeSodaAndDeath: Amazing jokes Ran-chan I could curl into a ball and cringe to death from that.

DadJokes: Nice it's working

Maki is now online

Maki: Why is Kaito running to me crying did Shinguji provoke him?

Mom: No, my loyal subordinate questioned his actions and then Momota-san dealt with the fallout.

Maki: Fine, I'll take care of him for now.

Maki is now offline

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rettyEmoBoy: Wow mom

Mom: I just concisely described the situation that occured. Sorry if my tone sounded impolite.

GrapeSodaAndDeath: Also 'loyal subordinate '???? Are you secretly royalty and Kiiboy, Stick father and Ran chan are your slaves??

DadJokes: Basically she holds us captive and makrs us do her bidding

Mom: Absolutely not. They are my helpers in keeping this class at Bay and also not contributing in cross class fights.

GrapeSodaAndDeath: Oh yeah those! I had my life on Peko v. Nagito

DadJokes: Nagito would've won if he wasn't so nice

GrapeSodaAndDeath: Peko would've sliced his knees just because he's your disguised clone doesn't mean you always have to root for him 😒

DadJokes: We just have similar personalities also Peko would've just died if he willed it

GrapeSodaAndDeath: He wouldve collapsed from some random rock hitting his head you've seen his luck

DadKnowledge: So childish...

DadKnowledge: Peko would've won, no doubt.

DadJokes: Divorce

DadKnowledge: We never married.

DadJokes:

DadJokes: Undadifyed

DadKnowledge: You've got me.

Mom: You need to go back to sleep, it's 5 AM.

Mom: Saihara, Ouma come back soon.

PrettyEmoBoy: We're coming now, give us like five mins.

Mom: Good night everyone.

Mom: Again