The Big Book Of Amaguji

The Very Strange Case Of Normal School Life

Literally nothing interesting happened for the past couple of weeks.

It was obvious that everyone at Hope's Peak was odd in some way, Korekiyo has a ribbon around his pale form at all times, Shuichi has a ghost following him around making no effort to hide itself, Rantaro has contacts to cover his slitted pupils. Hell, Gonta has a mostly eroded body with flies flying around it.

This made the shenanigans between the classes even crazier. Chihiro almost destroyed the wires connected to the lights when he tried to give them a new color, Mondo crashed his motorcycle into the emergency elevator, Nagito broke the stairs by sitting on the bottom steps, even Fuyuhiko accidently forgot his suitcase on the stairs and Jin fell down the remainder of them.

That's why it is not optimal to leave your room unless you need food. Korekiyo could always teleport to the store and steal some but that's his kitsune side talking. There was a knock at his door and he saw Angie, the small temple deity.

"Hello Korekiyo! Do have any time to spare?"

"Unless you're in danger, I do not."

"Aren't we all in danger? We just didn't face it yet!"

"I don't have time for philosophy, do you have something important to tell me?"

"No..."

"Bye."

Korekiyo slammed the door and sat down on his floor. He's behind on his studying by a few minutes because Angie so rudely interrupted him, this might make him sound stuck-up but education comes first.

"Whacha doin' Kork? You know our test isn't until next week."

"I don't recall you studying for any tests."

"I would if I could actually TOUCH anything!"

Kokichi phased into his room again to bother him again. Shuichi tried his best to contain him but his unpredictability is impeccable.

"Why don't you ask Ran-chan for help?"

"He has other things to do than to be with me."

"Nonsense! Here-"

In a matter of seconds, Kokichi created a portal on his ceiling in which Rantaro fell out of.

"Have fun kitsune boy!"

Korekiyo went back to reading one of his many textbooks, leaving an indicator that Rantaro could do whatever.

"Why don't you loosen your tails? It must be uncomfortable just tied up like that."

Everything but talk to him

He didn't want to seem rude but his  attention span belonged to the textbook.

"Safety precautions."

Rantaro nodded, "Sorry if I'm bothering you, I can just leave if you want."

"I didn't say that you could leave so you can do whatever until I tell you to."

"Really?"

"... Sure."

Rantaro out his phone and sat down on the couch, Korekiyo assumed that it was a vlog about Spain. His tail flicked around quickly at the corner of his eye in interest.

His tails WERE kind of uncomfortable.

He loosened the decorative ribbon to let his tails flow underneath his long, black monsuke. It was a relief but the sky blue light was mildly distracting. Luckily, the light reminded him to eat.

"Rantaro, do you want anything?"

"Ah, no."

"I lied. You don't have a choice."

"Fine, crackers will do."

"You can eat the saltines in the cupboard while I get a plate of rice."

"Because you can't afford anything else?"

"Too far Amami."

Rantaro smiled and placed his phone on the couch and walked to kitchenette and grabbed the box, tripping on his own tail and falling down. He gripped onto his tail as he made the most dramatic facial expressions.

"Korksune! I'm dying... help!"

"That's what you get for not being careful."

Korekiyo was already boiling rice in a steel cooking pot. This made him jump and gave him the energy to get up and grab the box off of the floor.

"I'm stealing this."

"I can steal it back so go ahead."

Rantaro actually took the box and left his room. Korekiyo sighed and sprinkled salt in the boiling water.

So far, today has been pretty uneventful.