The Boyz Get Bored at 2 AM

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Folktilectual: I was browsing through social media to see what daily activities humans indulge in. I would like to share some of the results.

PurpleOlive: Show us, Show us! I'm excited!

Folktilectual: One public blurb I saw was 'Sometimes I get up in the morning and stare at the floor before going to class.'

PurpleOlive: Hmmmmm, seems kinda bland. How about 'Yo momma so fat that when they baptized her they needed a pool.' Better isn't it?

SucciShushi: No Ouma, no...

SucciShushi: The first one fits me all too well. I'll probably do that tomorrow also.

Amami-Chan~~!: is that why you're always late to class?

Amami-Chan~~!: Also, Ouma stop with the name changes.

PurpleOlive: No can do! Your names are beautiful! Just appreciate the gesture, okay?

PurpleOlive: Isn't that right, Shushi?

SucciShushi: I don't have a say in want you do. Whatever you cause, you are on your own.

PurpleOlive: Succi, you're so mean... I could cry. Buuuuuuuuuut I'm not!

Folktilectual: You are so childish it's unbelievable but I guess that's your particular quirk, is it not?

PurpleOlive: See! Brother's BFF agrees with me, thank you Gucci-san!

Folktilectual: I try to side with you and this is my payment...

Folktilectual: But I guess that can be overlooked, I found something particularly interesting.

Amami-Chan~~!: Shoot it

Folktilectual: 'gril u so thiic lemmme smmmmmmash'

SucciShushi: I'm not even going to ask.

Amami-Chan~~!: My dude just wanna smash

PurpleOlive: Dammit Becky

Folktilectual: What does this blurb mean? You seem to know a lot about this topic.

PurpleOlive: Becky wouldn't let him smash, or someone was high. Either one is right.

Folktilectual: Posted by 'KaitoMomota187' I think it is the second opinion, if I'm correct.

Amami-Chan~~!: OMGMFKDISJBSBPW

Folktilectual: And that's how my best friend died. Time to brush the dust off my special Ouija Board.

PurpleOlive: I   M      D       E     C       E           A          S         E          D

SucciShushi: I am strangely proud of you Korekiyo, well done.

Amami-Chan~~!: Kork resurrected me to tell you guys that its 4 am.

PurpleOlive: Fuck you Ghost-Chan, I have my rights.

Amami-Chan~~!: So I'll just go fuck myself then, good night.

SucciShushi: Have a good 4-hour rest

Amami-Chan~~!: I will

Amami-Chan~~! is now offline

Folktilectual: We should all follow suit

SucciShushi: I will, gn everyone

Folktilectual is now offline
SucciShushi is now offline

PurpleOlive: .

PurpleOlive: ..

PurpleOlive: ...

PurpleOlive: ALL BY MYSELLLLLLLLLLLELELFFFFFFFFFFF

PurpleOlive: Dont wanna be...

PurpleOlive: Actually nvm

PurpleOlive: I'll bother Succi tomorrow.

PurpleOlive: GOOD NIGHT ME

PurpleOlive is now offline

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