GrapeSodaAndDeath: Good morrow my fellow servants!
GrapeSodaAndDeath: I have a announcement :)
PrettyEmoBoy: Ah, indulge us.
GrapeSodaAndDeath: My evil project is finally complete!
PrettyEmoBoy: You have been working on that since middle school, I'm proud :).
GrapeSodaAndDeath: Thank you, my co ruler!
Mom: I believe I can't allow this, but continue.
GrapeSodaAndDeath: no mommy why :(
Mom: You're mischievous, so I hold your actions to a higher standard.
GrapeSodaAndDeath: awh
GrapeSodaAndDeath: Anyways!
GrapeSodaAndDeath: My upgrades to my super secret, super evil, and super mischievous organization are complete!
GrapeSodaAndDeath: Such as multiple death rays that could eradicate this earth
GrapeSodaAndDeath: My super secret lair that me and Shushi stay at
GrapeSodaAndDeath: And barracks for my loyal servants, such as you all.
GrapeSodaAndDeath: Together, we become this world's damnation!
PrettyEmoBoy: Translation: It's DICE's anniversary and Kokichi wants to celebrate.
GrapeSodaAndDeath: Awww I wanted to surprise them
PrettyEmoBoy: Ah, sorry.
Mom: Oh, happy anniversary then.
PrettyEmoBoy: How do you plan to celebrate?
GrapeSodaAndDeath: They're coming over today
PrettyEmoBoy: What are their names?
GrapeSodaAndDeath: Naming so many is utterly impossible!
GrapeSodaAndDeath: Not one person can name practically half of the world's population by memory!
Mom: I heard there were ten, though.
GrapeSodaAndDeath: mom why :'
GrapeSodaAndDeath: I want people to fear me
GrapeSodaAndDeath: Now I sound like a prepubescent chipmunk.
Mom: Sorry, sorry, continue.
GrapeSodaAndDeath: A1, Maxine, Kirin, Haichi, Cyrin, Damiine, Icichi, Carmine, and Enyin will strike fear into this unknowing world!
PrettyEmoBoy: How exciting
Peacekeeper: I look forward to their arrival!
QueenOfHoes: Doing shit that's none of your concern obviously
GrapeSodaAndDeath: i don't need validation from a prostitute
QueenOfHoes: wtf that's the nicest thing you've said to me
QueenOfHoes: the fucks happening
Peacekeeper: DICEs coming today for their anniversary
QueenOfHoes: oh
QueenOfHoes: fuck
QueenOfHoes: YES
QueenOfHoes: ANNIVERSARY PARTIES ARE THE FUCKING BOMB
QueenOfHoes: I'm planning and that's final
GrapeSodaAndDeath:
GrapeSodaAndDeath: fine
GrapeSodaAndDeath: But I want it to be serious
GrapeSodaAndDeath: so no spiking
QueenOfHoes: awh whatever fuckface
QueenOfHoes: ill comply
DadKnowledge: We've been assigned a party to design.
DadJokes: What's the occasion
GrapeSodaAndDeath: Oh ran chan you know
DadJokes: ...No?
GrapeSodaAndDeath: yes ;}
DadJokes: wait that face...
DadJokes: ITS TODAY????
GrapeSodaAndDeath: uh huh
DadJokes: Okay I got what we have to do
DadJokes: babe, follow me
DadKnowledge: I'm not following?
DadKnowledge: The direction of that conversation I meant.
DadJokes: Trust me :)))))
DadKnowledge: With that face, I don't know.
DadJokes: :((((((
DadKnowledge:
DadKnowledge: You always know how to convince me effortlessly, don't you Rantaro?
PrettyEmoBoy: Let's accompany them, Kokichi
GrapeSodaAndDeath: Sure Shushi chan~
QueenOfHoes: im coming with
Mom: I'll be the lookout. Kaede, you can tell the others.
Peacekeeper: Sure! I only hope for their success anyways.
Mom: Alright.
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The Big Book Of Amaguji
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