Being Alone (D. Winchester)

2.35 The Courtroom

  BARN AT APPLE FARM. NIGHT 

Sam and i were sneaking around, guns ready. Sam had told me that the Egyptian God Osiris was on Dean's ass which means my man's screwed. 

Dean" Really, Warren? All you noticed were the symbols?"

Sam and i hid behind a door. 

 Osiris "Quit squirming, Mr. Winchester. They're Houdini-proof. Now, you want to talk charges, or..."

 Dean "I'd rather talk about your Bukowski schtick at the bar. What, you can't jump a guy when he's sober? "

Osiris "You and that waitress had quite a talk, huh? Get a couple drinks in you, and the guilt comes pouring out. "

Dean" Oh, eavesdropping – that's cute. "

Osiris suddenly raised his voice "Speaking of... You're gonna skulk all night, Sam? Elena?!"

 The door to the room slid open by itself, revealing us. 

Dean asked surprised " baby? Sam? "

Osiris "Nice job finding us. I assume you two figured out who I am, too? "

Sam nodded " Yeah. "

We walked into the room. 

Dean "You want to fill me in? "

Me "Osiris. He's an Egyptian God. "

Osiris "Ta-da! Now, go about your business, Elena."

 Sam " Look, if anyone should be on trial, it's me."

I looked at him. 

 Osiris "That's for me to decide. Now go away. "

Sam " But he – he has the right to an attorney. Doesn't he?"

Osiris nodded  "Huh. "

Sam" Let me defend him. "

Osiris "Well, that's unusual. "

Sam " Are you gonna respect his rights or not? "

Osiris shrugged, nodding "Why not? "

Sam sat down next to Dean. Osiris was sitting there on a throne. 

Dean "Uh, Sam? You're not a Lawyer. "

Sam " I was pre-law. "

Dean nodded " Yeah, pre. "

Osiris "All right, then. Let's get started. Now, the list of witnesses I can call – endless. "

Sam called out " Objection! "

Osiris "Are you gonna let me finish my sentence, Sam? "

Sam shook his head "No. This isn't fair."

 Osiris "Fair? I'm sorry. Moving on. I can make it very simple. Three witnesses. "

Sam called out "Objection! "

Osiris "Grounds?"

 Sam " Witness is being called without prior notice. "

Dean nodded "Good one."

 Sam whispered " I saw that on "The Good Wife." "

Osiris "Yes. Very fine objection. Denied! "

Sam asked irritated " What? Why? "

Osiris "Because I'm the judge, son. Now stop objecting, or I'll find you in contempt – that is, kill you. So I advise you to let me move it along. The prosecution calls Joanna Beth Harvelle to the stand. "