Being Alone (D. Winchester)

The Key To Oz

I walked into the dungeon over to Crowley. He had some scratches on his face and was whistling "Somewhere over the Rainbow". The boys an i had separated ways in the hallway.

I raised an eyebrow at him.

Crowley smiled "Well, if it isn't the Queen of the Field Mice. Where did you leave Tin-Man and the Scarecrow?"

I whined annoyed "Crowwwllleeyy"

Crowley "your new house guest, so misunderstood. Neither of you saw Wicked?"

Me "what did she tell you?"

Crowley "something along the lines of..."

Then he hissed like a cat "cccchhhhhchhchch"

I nodded "nice. I'm gonna get some holy oil and a lighter, dickhead"

Crowley nodded "i know what she's looking for"

Me "and what?"

Crowley "i'd be happy to tell you. As soon as i get to stretch my legs"

I shot him an annoyed look "Are you kidding me?"

Crowley shook his head "nope. Not at all"

I rolled my eyes annoyed and walked over to him. Then i opened the chains with the key and stepped out of the demon trap. Crowley took the chains off and stood up, exhaling. 

Me "now talk!"

Crowley "Give me a mo'. Still need to air myself out"

I glared at him "you really wanna piss me off?"

Crowley just smiled at me.

I nodded "alright"

Then i balled my hand in a fist and he grabbed his chest, trying to breath 

Me "I'm gonna air you out till you're ready to tell me what the Witch wants"

Crowley nodded, knocking his hand on the table for me to stop . 

I opened my fist and he took a deep breath.

Crowley then opened the piece of paper he had smashed earlier and their stood "KEY" on it. 

I asked confused "what key?"

Crowley "haven't the foggiest. Had to send her off on a merry chase before she could melt me. Told her you kept the keys in the kitchen. You do have a kitchen in this craphole, don't you?"

I walked out and into the kitchen with a raised gun. The kitchen looked like a mess. 

Suddenly Dorothy, Charlie and the brothers walked inside. Of course, the brothers aimed their guns at me for a second. 

Me "we got a Witch in the kitchen"

Charlie raised a gun "we raided your gun range. Made us some poppy bullets" 

She opened her palm, revealing a few bullets "they won't kill the Witch, but they will stun the crap out of her. "

The brothers and i took each a bullet. 

Dean smiled "that's my girl"

Charlie "there was only enough for 5 bullets, though. so make each shot count"

Dorothy "now we just have to find her before she finds whatever the hell she's looking for. "

Me "she's looking for a key"

Sam looked at me surprised. 

Me "A little birdie sang. Ting any bells, Dorothy?"

Dorothy's face dropped "unfortunately. It's the Key to Oz.There are magical ways into Oz. Tornado, eye of a hurricane, whirlpool. But this key will turn any locked door into a portal to Oz. Insert the Key, twist, and presto, you're in Oz"