“Ten Days For Ten Dares”
Day one, you just made fun of me
Recording a video while I was butt spelling, you’re crazy!
I’m your personal maid on day two
I cooked your meals, washed your clothes and cleaned your room, too.Day three, my brain cells popped ‘cause I made your thesis
You’re a bastard, a monster, that’s my hypothesis
Then, I was like a panda on day four
How could you let me sleep on the floor?!Day five, we went on a zoo
You locked me inside the monkeys’ cage, I stepped on their poo
The best day was on day six
I’m grateful for we didn’t do anything ‘cause your sick.Day seven, you replaced the glue as my toothpaste
And I swear, it’s one of the most awful taste
You demanded me to bake something for day eight
Sorry, it’s the best I can do, smoking burned cupcakes.Day nine, it was strange, you asked me out on a date
No dares so far, we just had parfait
You suddenly muttered “I love you” on day ten
At first, I am dumbfounded. Then I replied “I love you, too.” Yes, we’re even.