“Ten Days For Ten Dares”
Day one, you just made fun of me
Recording a video while I was butt spelling, you’re crazy!
I’m your personal maid on day two
I cooked your meals, washed your clothes and cleaned your room, too.
Day three, my brain cells popped ‘cause I made your thesis
You’re a bastard, a monster, that’s my hypothesis
Then, I was like a panda on day four
How could you let me sleep on the floor?!
Day five, we went on a zoo
You locked me inside the monkeys’ cage, I stepped on their poo
The best day was on day six
I’m grateful for we didn’t do anything ‘cause your sick.
Day seven, you replaced the glue as my toothpaste
And I swear, it’s one of the most awful taste
You demanded me to bake something for day eight
Sorry, it’s the best I can do, smoking burned cupcakes.
Day nine, it was strange, you asked me out on a date
No dares so far, we just had parfait
You suddenly muttered “I love you” on day ten
At first, I am dumbfounded. Then I replied “I love you, too.” Yes, we’re even.
