Backstabber (Five Hargreeves x Reader)

Run Boy Run Pt.3

Song Choice: MIKA - Lollipop

The brunette couldn't find anything else about the eye so Five and Klaus exited the building, Five not being in a very good mood because of today's failure. "Well, this is not good." Klaus was the opposite as he wore a smile, thinking this was a success for him. "I was pretty good, though, right? 'Yeah. What about my consent, bitch?'" Klaus laughed and Five rolled his eyes. "Klaus, it doesn't matter." Klaus waved his arms frantically. "What? What? What's the big deal with this eye, anyway?" Five snapped his head towards his junkie brother with a snarky tone of voice. "There is someone out there who's going to lose an eye in the next seven days. They're gonna bring about the end of life on this Earth as we know it." Klaus kinda spaced out while Five talked but just responded with a, "Yeah, can I get that 20 bucks, like, now, or what?" Five wanted to slap Klaus at this point.

"Your 20 bucks?" Klaus nodded. "Yeah, my 20 bucks." "The apocalypse is coming, and all you can think about is getting high?" Five just got back and was already fed up with everything, losing hope for humanity every second because it turns out his family turned into a mess when he was gone. "Well, I'm also quite hungry. Tummy's a-rumblin'." Klaus smirked then imitated groaning from his stomach with finger gestures. Five just stood there, mouth open agape, realizing how stupid Klaus actually was. If only he knew that it's much harder than expected to live Klaus' world.

"You're useless. You're all useless!" Klaus groaned as Five went to take a seat on the cement steps. "Oh, come on. You need to lighten up, old man." Klaus laughed to himself. "Hey, you know, I've just now realized why you're so uptight. You must be horny as hell!" He scoffed and looked upwards, looking like he was thinking back to a memory flashback. "So that's why you were all gushy for the (H/c)." Five looked up with a confused expression plastered on his face. "What?"

"I saw you being creepy." Klaus then began to mimic Five's voice terribly. "'(Y/n) seems nice. What department does she work? What is she like? What she smell like? What's her full name? What's her blood type? She into dudes?'" Five raised a brow and spoke with a stern voice, "What the hell are you talking about? I just met her." Klaus sat down next to his "older" brother and sighed dramatically. "Well I'm gonna tell you, it was such a treat to see you as such a flustered mess. But don't worry, she was really oblivious to it."

Before Five could analyze what he just said a voice rung out. "Hey Five!" "Speak of the devil." Klaus whispered before they both turned around to see (Y/n) shoving open the door and smiling brightly at the duo. Five stood up with the corners of his mouth lifting a bit. "Oh hey, (Y/n)."

"Did you find out who the eye belongs to?" (Y/n) said as soon as she reached Five. He shook his head with slight disappointment. "Unfortunately no." (Y/n)'s eyebrows lifted up and she frowned a bit, yet her eyes told a different story. "I'm sorry." Five lifted his hand up. "It's not your fault. At least you tried to help me." (Y/n) snickered all of a sudden and held a hand up to her mouth to get herself to stop giggling. Five cocked a brow upward and looked over to Klaus, who was wondering why Five thought he was messed up over this girl who just burst out laughing out of nowhere.

"Sorry but everytime I think back to when you were at my window I keep thinking of Romeo and Juliet and I think "well hopefully he isn't stupid enough to kill himself over me"." Five laughed which only came out as an exhale but with more breath. "Heh. Yeah Shakespeare was a genius. Ever read Catcher in the Rye?" He had no idea why he just said that. He didn't read or watch Shakespeare. But he could tell that you did and couldn't stop himself from making himself to look like they had an interest in common.