Backstabber (Five Hargreeves x Reader)

Memes Pt.1

Ok so I'm gonna start this thing where every two episodes are fully uploaded I'll post up bunch of memes of this story my friend made

Klaus: what if "it's Raining Men" and "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" are both at the same event but from different perspectives
Ben: I'm literally begging you to stop

(Y/n): I don't mean to get political or anything but what the FUCK is an ostrich?

Five: Why are there hot Cheetos in the first aid kit?
(Y/n), bleeding out: I thought it would be funny at the time

(Y/n): I'm not worried about your side chicks either
(Y/n): I know I'm better
Five: Oh my god
Five: My only side chicks are your other personalities

Animal Control: what the hell were you thinking
(Y/n): i thought that releasing birds at a wedding is romantic
Animal Control: you released ostriches

(Y/n): I love when people are like
(Y/n): "If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?"
(Y/n): like I'd jump off a bridge for fun.
(Y/n): I hate myself.

(Y/n), mournfully: it's a yeet or be yeeted world
Five: what

(Y/n): you ever have to shake your leg because there's a rock in it?
Five: that's your bones
(Y/n): everyday i learn some more

Five: Did you know you can't breathe in when you smile
(Y/n): Really? *smiles*
Five: Just kidding, I just wanted to make you smile

Five: Why is your back all scratched up?
[flashback to her chasing a raccoon after he told her to leave it alone]
(Y/n): I'm having an affair

Klaus: This is (Y/n) and she has dumb bitch disease
(Y/n): I have dumb bitch disease
Klaus: This is Five and he's a gremlin
Five: I am a gremlin
Five and (Y/n): This is Klaus and he's a gay drama queen

(Y/n): He made Klaus cry!
Five: Klaus always cries
Klaus, crying: That's not true!

Vanya: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated
(Y/n): Killed without hesitation