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backstabber : a co-worker or friend assumed trustworthy but who figuratively attacks when one's back is turned.
traitor : a person who betrays a friend, country, principle, etc
betrayal : violation of a person's trust or confid...
(Y/n): In this world where the Despair Facility exists where there's basically no consequences, why are you still playing the "good" side? Klaus: Because being mean makes me feel bad
Klaus, to Five about (Y/n): She could stab you and you would probably cum on the spot
Five: You are such a piece of shit Melanie: I think you might have the wrong number lol Five: This is Tana? Melanie: Nope, Melanie Five: You're probably a piece of shit too
(Y/n): goin to Plan B? Melanie: technically that would be Plan G. (Y/n): how many plans do we have? Is there, like, a Plan M? Melanie: yeah. (Y/n) dies in Plan M Tana: I like Plan M
Lana: (Y/n)'s at that very special age where a girl only has one thing on her mind Handler: Boys? (Y/n): Homicide
(Y/n), standing on a ladder: "I'm scared, Lana.." Lana, arms out to catch her: "Do you trust me, (Y/n)?" (Y/n): "Yeah.." Lana: "Then c'mon, (Y/n)." (Y/n): *Jumps off ladder* Lana, walking away: "Rule number one! Never trust anyone." (Y/n), on the ground: "Ow.."
Luther: Due to personal reasons, my only traits are moon + incest Diego: Due to personal reasons, I will do absolutely nothing the whole show Allison: Due to personal reasons, I will be as dramatic as possible Klaus: Due to personal reasons, I will summon a tentacle ghost Ben: Due to personal reasons, I will be the ghost Five: Due to personal reasons, I will be a baby (Y/n): Due to personal reasons, I'm evil now Vanya: Due to personal reasons, I will start the end of the world
(Y/n): I feel as if I'd enjoy being an assassin more if it didn't involve killing people. Klaus: What if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day. Like the mafia or something paid you to park behind someone's car so they can't back out of a spot when they're in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work. (Y/n): I would enjoy that immensely. There is a long list of people I would gladly do that to without payment. Ben: This is how low-tier super villains start.
Handler: blow minds not dicks Lana: blow his mind with how good you blow his dick
Young (Y/n): If you love someone, you will always try harder Young Tana: ive been trying really hard lately to break through my television screen so that one day ill be able to walk into the arms of my beloved Lana Griz Young (Y/n): This is what I'm talking about
Five: I like your hair (Y/n): Oh- what did you sa- Five: I l- I like the air
Melanie: Hey Tana, do you want to see my picture Tana: Why? It's probably some dumb art project you made...... *Melanie hands Tana the picture* Tana: What is it? Melanie: It's me beating up (Y/n) Tana: ...... Melanie: ...... Tana: This one's going on the fridge
Five: Everything's gonna be fine, it's just a crush (Y/n): Hey, Five! Five: I love you
Five: I know it's been a long time but... (Y/n): ??? Five: will you *kneels on one knee* Five: marry m- (Y/n): fall to your knees peasant (Y/n): oh, yes Five: never mind
Melanie: it's not gay if I wanna date Tana, right? Like, in a friend way? I wanna hold her hand, take her to all the most beautiful places, and make her laugh, because her laugh is the most beautiful sound in the world and I treasure it with my entire being (Y/n): I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay Klaus, sipping tea: I'm an expert. That's gay
(Y/n): I'm going to destroy everything you love! Five: what if I love you (Y/n): jokes on you then, I've been self destructive my whole life
Lana: (Y/n), you have been observing Five for 72 hours now. What have you discovered? (Y/n): People fall in love with him easily. Lana: ...An example? (Y/n): Me
(Y/n): There isn't anything you can say to stop me! Klaus: Oh yeah? What if I said ... blargen fediddle no-hip? (Y/n): (Y/n): Well I gotta admit, that slowed me down.
(Y/n): She's had it out for me ever since we met. I'm gonna go ahead and say it: Tana has issues!
(Y/n): I've found the perfect way to trap Five! First, we'll go to some fancy restaurant. - As he's a gentleman, he'll say that he'll take the check. - But then, I will ask for two cakes! Melanie: So evil! - (Y/n): Be prepared to hear the most diabolical idea ever! - First, Five and I will have a really romantic wedding. - Then, we'll go to Fiji and we'll have a really romantic honeymoon. Lana: Where's the diabolical part? (Y/n): There's none! But Five will be so happy that he'll deeply regret not marrying me sooner! Lana: Brilliant! - (Y/n): You better hold onto your seat for this one! - Five and I will have three beautiful kids: Hime, Annie and Diot. - So when he'll call them, he'll say: "I'm-An I-Diot!" Tana: It seems to me like all your plans are about you and Five ending up together. (Y/n): SHUT UP!!
Five: how can anyone say (Y/n) is evil? i mean, just look at her, she's the most precious, soft little soul (Y/n): *wiping blood off her face* YEAH, I'M ADORABLE!
Luther: Welcome to the "Fuck (Y/n)" club! Luther: This club is our way to say "fuck you!" to (Y/n)- Five, immediately leaving: This isn't the club I thought it was
Tana: I'm limited edition. I'm unique. No other copies. (Y/n): Thank god.
Tana: just accept your flaws, you'll feel better, trust me. It worked for me (Y/n): you accepted your flaws? Tana: no, I accepted yours
(Y/n), interviewing: you have a 3 year gap on your resume that just says "vengeance" Tana: (Y/n): Tana: you don't remember me do you?
*fight breaks out* Lana: Yasss drag her!!
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