Backstabber (Five Hargreeves x Reader)

Memes Pt.6

While you guys wait for the next chapter here are some more memes

Luther @ Klaus: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

Diego: Klaus don't you think you've had enough to drink?
Klaus: I'm just helping the kids.
Diego: How is your drinking helping the kids?
Klaus: Because the more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.

(Y/n): nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
Ben: I'm sorry, have you tried pizza...?
(Y/n): yes and it doesn't compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends' eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

[Five and (Y/n) skipping rocks]
Five: It's such a nice day to spend outside together!
(Y/n), under her breath: Take that, you stupid lake...

(Y/n): *casually pulls out a gun*
(Y/n): Alright who did it
Five: Did what?
(Y/n): Who stole my food?

(Y/n): *highlighting an entire page of her notes*
Five: you know you're only supposed to highlight the important ones
(Y/n): *makes a highlight mark on Five's arm*
Five: why did you do that?
(Y/n): because you're important to me
Five: *clenches heart*

Ben: Jail is no fun I know that
Klaus: You've been there too?
Ben: Once. In monopoly

(Y/n): I can excuse murder but I draw the line at any mean comments towards Five
Five: I'm flattered but you can excuse murder?

{On (Y/n)'s phone}
Missed Call - Lana
Text Message from Lana
Lana: Coward

Melanie: you ever have to shake your leg because there's a rock in it?
Tana: that's your bones
Melanie: everyday i learn some more

(Y/n): Life, please send me a good sign for once
Five: *falls from the sky*
(Y/n): WHAT THE FU-

Melanie: Tana, why are you wearing a sweater with (Y/n)'s face on it?
Tana: It's my ugly sweater

Do you cry a lot?
Luther: Yes
Diego: I don't cry
Allison: Only when I'm sad
(Y/n): I cry blood
Klaus: I'm crying right now
Five: Only losers cry

Klaus: *holds up ruler* Hey, (Y/n)! There's an idiot at the end of this ruler
(Y/n): Which end are you referring to???
Klaus: ...why not both?!

(Y/n): let me play you the song of my people.
Five: (Y/n). No.

(Y/n): Hey, what time is it?
Melanie: I don't know, pass me that saxophone and I'll find out
Melanie: [plays the saxophone loudly]
Tana: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 3AM
Melanie: It's 3am

(Y/n): I can't believe we're stuck in this room together
Five, swallowing the key: this is truly terrible

Tana: *is choking*
(Y/n): Im trying to call 911 but the 9 button wont work
Melanie: Just turn your phone upside down and use the 6
(Y/n): Genius!
Tana: *immediately stops choking* What the fuck-

Klaus: *traps wasp under a cup*
Ben: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*
Klaus: no
Ben: *starts to shuffle them*

(Y/n): Hahaha that's funny! I wasn't even wearing makeup today
Five: Well hey they have good taste at least
(Y/n): Haha I know right
Five: Yup! So how's your day going beautiful
(Y/n): It's good, do you need me to walk you back?
Five: Walk me back?
(Y/n): Back to that friend zone you just tried to escape from

Five: Hey (Y/n), how was your day?
(Y/n), who doesn't know what Easter is: Guess who keeps finding EGGS

(Y/n): Some of you have never choked on bread in front of your boyfriend's family so your boyfriend could save your life and look good and it shows

Five: I'm so cold... How to warm up?
(Y/n):
(Y/n): I love you!
Five: *whole body heats up*

Dolores: Hi, I'm romantic interest number 1 and I'm literal perfection
(Y/n): I'm romantic interest number 2 and I'm an actual thug who wants nothing to do with the main character
Five: I'm the main character and I was dropped as a child so I choose number 2!
Dolores: For fucks sake

Five: it's pitch dark! what do we do?
(Y/n): Don't worry babe, I got this
(Y/n): *kicks Five in the stomach*
(Y/n): *sketchers light up*
Five, on the ground in pain, holding his stomach: t-that's better..

(Y/n): That's ridiculous, Five doesn't have a crush on me
Klaus: Yes, he does.
Allison: Yes he does
Diego: Yeah he does
Five: Yes, I do.

(Y/n): Choke me
Five: Are you into that kind of stuff?
(Y/n): No, I just want to die

Luther: am I the only one who-
Five: There are 7,000,000,000 People On This Earth

Girls just wanna have _____
Tana: A world without men.
Melanie: Explosions.
(Y/n): Swordplay.

Five: "I am my own person"
Five: "I listen to no one"
Five: "I make the rules"
Five: "I'm a time traveling hitman"
Five: "I am the most powerful and smartest person in the world"
Five: "What I say goes"
(Y/n): "Hey Five, could you come here for a second?"
Five: "Coming!"