Satan School of Sophomores

Keep Your Panties to Yourself: 10/1/14

10:16pm Wednesday, October 1

So, I got two sweaters today & pajama bottoms. We went to the city (three hours away) for shopping, and my dad needed supplies for this big party he's having this weekend. I just couldn't find what I was looking for. I want to get knee high boots and a (preferably leather) jacket.

My mom, dad, and I ate at this restaurant called Madeline's, and it was so good I nearly pulled a Sally and orgasmed right there. Not even joking. I had these sliders & garlic fries. Oh holy Jesus. Best meal I've had in ages.

Remember how I said Olive gave her lacy underwear to that French exchange student? Well, apparently his host family found out when they were packing his things, told the exchange director, Olive's parents were called, so Olive had to explain she had not slept with him and she was slightly intoxicated when she gave him her panties at the homecoming dance. Wow. I am not that surprised, but it's pretty bad. Playing with fire there. At least he didn't just throw the undies out. That's a good sign for Olive and her obsession with him. But, how embarrassing. Now all these adults think she's a slut, and she had to convince her mom she's still a virgin. I can't imagine. My parents would murder me if they found out I was handing out my sexy panties to rando foreign boys. As hot as that sounds...

Okay, gotta get up at five in the fucking am, so nighty night, over sexualized world.