10am Sunday, November 30
I always thought I liked abs, until I actually felt some abs. Now, they kind of remind me of a weird pulsating-bug exoskeleton. I really do not care if a guy has abs. I don't have abs, so I can't demand abs. As long as he got da booty. Ha. Just kidding, I have a lame booty, too. But, I like my boobs. When guys are like, dayum nice boobs, I'm like, yes, aren't they? My boobs are not huge, if you saw me on the street you'd be like meh. But naked, they're quite nicely shaped and symmetrical. I should be allowed to like at least a few things about myself!!
Oh my gawd, when I see a hot guy playing soccer, I die. It's so hot. I love soccer and soccer players. I melt.
Football players? Suck my ass, you look ridiculous in all that gear. I don't like broad, bulky fuckboys. But, soccer players... Yum.
Baseball is like yeah okay. I'm fine with it.
Basketball is pretty hot too, now I kind of hate it because of Kota. Don't you hate when people you dislike ruin something?
10:37amI had a dream I...
-Was chugging a coke (I never drink soda, it instantly makes me fat)
-Didn't know what answers to put on a test
-Had to deal with my brother coming back to live at home (I would die)
-Was eating total trash food
It was pretty much all my worst nightmares rolled into one.
2:44pm
I know one line of French from an old song, and if you go to France it's pretty much the only line you need.
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
5:13pm
Would you sleep with me tonight?
5:43pm
Here's what happened with Kota. I'll make it short and succulent. While I was away, he dropped me like a 2007 iPod, and upgraded to an iPhone 6+. Remember how he said, 'I don't do relationships'? Apparently, that means relationships with BLAIR. Kota is now DATING Munchie. Munchie. That's perfect. I applaud the lovely couple. They're both young, dumb, and soon to be full of cum, because Kota thinks pulling out is the way to go. I hope he breaks her. Slaughters the lamb and steals the wool.
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Satan School of Sophomores
Teen FictionA year, documented, of a young, confused teen girl's life as she struggles and experiments with the modern world of sex, drugs, and the opposite gender. This work contains crude language, intense/inappropriate situations and other more or less mild...
