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A Hot Day in England

Yay, another short *cough* like Tom *cough* oneshot !!
This is after the end, they all forgive Tord when he comes back aGAIN, Tom confessed, and they're dating. You're welcome.

Genre; Fluff

Warning! Profanity use!

Word Count; 717

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·Tord's POV·

Today. Today is a fucking hot day. And here I am, sitting inside, with the AC running and thin clothing on, grilling like a Norwegian sausage on the fourth of July. I can't even bare this!

"Tommmmm," I whined. I heard my amazing boyfriend snicker faintly as he turned to face me, "what?"

"It's so hotttt and I'm so booorrrred." I swear, he rolled his eyes. Tom giggled and patted my head, messing up my (already messy) hairstyle. He then laughed even more when a huge bead of sweat rolled down my face as I pouted. I scooted closer to him, grabbing hold of his face. I then started to poke his chubby and soft cheeks. Tom smiled, "you always do this. Got anything better to do?"

"No. This is worse weather then Hello Hell Hole," I said, chuckling at the nickname we gave that one adventure to hell we did years back. Tom sighed, taking hold of my hands and dropping them onto the couch with a monotoned bitch face. That face then disappeared when I lifted myself up and kissed his forehead ever so gently. Tom smiled. I returned that smile.

Suddenly, I felt a stream of cold liquid shoot me in the back of the head. I whipped my head around, seeing Edd aiming a water gun at me. Before I can stiffle a complaint, he shot more water into my face. I groaned in annoyance when the water dribbled down my neck and into my tank top. Although, I must say, it was refreshing and way better than the scorching heat of just the air in the house.

Edd laughed victoriously. I was about to yell at him but I felt even more water hit my back. I turned back around to see my lover himself holding a water gun, smirking.

"Are you shitting me?" Tom chuckled. "Nope." I grumbled and stood up and on to my feet, walking around the couch. As I walked past Tom, I flicked him on the forehead, gaining me a whine of disapproval. I disappeared down the hall in search for Matt. That narcissist has got to have one too.

I turned the corner to see him messing around with what he calls "Little Tom." I smirked and grabbed the water gun that was carelessly placed on the carpeted floor of his room.

"Hey! I was supposed to shoot you with that!" I rolled my eyes, "too bad. You missed your chance. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go blast my boyfriend into a soaking wet short stack of tea cups. Adíos." With that, I walked out of Matt's room. (lmao, that's what we call my short British friend. A short stack of tea cups,, 😂)

When I walked back into the living room, I saw Tom and Edd sitting on the couch, whispering. I felt a twinge of jelousy until I heard Tom speak.

"What if he's mad at me? You know how he holds grudges." I frowned. "I'm sure he'll forgive you. He's your boyfriend, after all," Edd reassured Tom. I stood there, water gun in hand. I grinned and pulled the trigger, water squirting and hitting Edd on the back. Him and Tom turned over to look at me, I snickered. Edd scoffed, the two both arming themselves. I mouthed an 'uh oh' and ran out the door and into the blazing heat. Sweat made its home, soaking into my tank top. I positioned myself in front of the door, reading to shoot.

Right on time, the door swung open.

Splash!

I shot Tom in the face, him laughing in the process. I chuckled, stepping back. My kjære shot me back. Thus, the water gun fight began. Matt walked outside, drenched in sun screen, and somehow walked right in to it. He whined fairly loud when his hair got wet. I smiled when Matt stomped back inside, came back out with a water gun, and enjoyed shooting Edd with really cold water.

(time skipu, no one's POV)

The four manchildren stumbled back inside their house, soaking wet and all laughing. After drying off and changing their clothes, they had all went seprate ways in twos. Tom and Tord went for ice cream while Edd and Matt stayed inside to bask in each other's company.

Even if it was fucking hot that day, they all has a blast, pun intended.

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Well that was cute. uwu

As for the question, which do you like more? Fruits or vegies