❥ tordtom oneshots《

pure stupidity

hi so its 4 am when im writing this and im sitting here trying to fucking eat talkis silently as i play smash while i try not to get chili dust all over my switch and im rambling but my brain is gone

its nonexistent

it went chao

so i dont KNOW WHAT THIS IS?????

my grammar is prob shit and im not going to correct spelling because

um

no

so :)

if whatever i write becomes a head canon i swear im going to laugh so hard ill cough up a lung because itll probably be shit memes and jokes aefhbjk

none of this is well made and its exactly like how i text so i hope you enjoy this fucking SHITSHOW my brain is fried pablo the cockroach which you found in the mcdonalds bathroom one time

literally this is equivilent to my thought process at 4 am

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fucking TORDS POV???

IM

UH

currently bothering my lovely tom because i love him and hes ignoring me to bingewatch fucking the crown or something??? its too royal and i just want to show him hentai but noooo he just wants to watch netflix and he wont even chill if you catch my drift ahaha fuckboy laugh ahhaha

"tom love me :("

he looked at me with his adorable black eyes

then he shoved me away :((

"i love you too, but fucking lord tord could you not dog pile me? youre just about two heads bigger than me; i feel like my ribs are going to crack," he huffed

"are you emplying that im a fat fuck?"

tom rolled his eyes and shrugged "are you emplying that you are a fat fuck?" thats mean :(

but i know im not fat >:0

im a hot guy

im sooo hot i mean just look at me

wait wrong mental image um

hold on

uhhhh

okay here

oh yeahh im so hot B-)

sex, segs, sexy, i know, i know-

"tord, earth to tord, youve been staring at the wall for like 10 minutes now" FUCK that scared me i almost pissed

nah i didnt but if i did that wouldnt have been very good 0_o

"whattt, oh, i was day dreaming of youuu!" i saw tom blush a bit, and of course he did, im a great boyfriend :]

i took my chance to wrap my arms around his waist, pulling him closer and peppering kisses all over his soft face. tom giggled

aww cute :]]

i trailed kisses down to his neck and up to his ear to whisper "now will you watch hentai with me?"

"fucking god tord-"

he pulled away and i went D:

"you cant have 1 moment where you DONT ruin kisses and cuddles with your porn addiction?"

"hey, to be fair, you promised"

tom scoffed, "i did not!"

~flaaaaaaash baaack god im tired~

"hey babe, do you wanna try and watch hentai with me?"

"when ringo starts to fly, sure"

"kay"

~back to reality~

"you said sure-"

the brit sighed "yeah and ringo didnt fly, you just held her up in the sky and wore a white blanket because you said ghosts are invisible so therefore you werent seen holding her and she was floating"

oh :V

oh YEAH

i forgot i did that

i had a good point since i was j o k i n g

"listen, you cant deny that you love me"

tom pecked my lips awww hes so cute 🥺🥺 "well, you're right, i cant deny that, but let me watch one more episode of the crown then we'll watch that shit"

YAY

YAYYAYAYYA

"YAAAAAAYY"

and then segs???

sex??

segs.

the end

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FUCK im sleepy

god shit im posting this in the morning i cant even stay up to play zelda now ive died 4 times in 30 minutes to the thunderblight this is rigged i need sleep

adios muchachos idk why i drew things for this but i thought it would be funny????