❥ tordtom oneshots《

no balls, man

IM SORRY ABOUT WHAT IMA WRITE, PLEASE DONT HATE ME.

i said i wouldnt do mpreg... gOOD JOB BECAUSE I STILL WONT. however, in order for me to slowly reach out in knowledge of how to write.. well, porn, y'all better brace yourselves.

like,, im not writting about mpreg ? but tord does kinda cum inside when tom isnt on birth control..? i wont write him being pregnant because, uh, im not into that stuff.

could you guess what im writting yet ??

please dont hate me. i spent a lot of time learning about this shit and crying. no i kid not, i asked a friend then ANOTHER friend joined in but all he was sending was BLACKED hentai. i hate my friends.

anyways. uhhh, omegaverse au. please dont hate me aAAAAA—

genre; smut / nsfw / lemon

oh dear god, word count; 2,670

if you dont know what some things are, uh, look them up ? i might make a chapter on detailed sex ed or fanfiction smut ed. if you guys want.

do you guys want me to teach you guys on what i know ? probably not im boring :')

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-3rd person pov-

You know what sucks? Being an omega male, and the author thought being flat was bad. No, no, Tom's life could be much worse.

See, he woke up this morning feeling like, the usual, shit. His phone alarm was too loud.

The beeps irritated him as they screeched, him rolling over to slap at his nightstand before grabbing ahold of the phone. Tom dismissed the alarm, sighing in relief when the ringing ceased.

The Brit rubbed his neck and yawned, stretching.

Then, he went about his day. Got up to take a nice piss, showered, changed, and went downstairs to greet his idiot friends.

Y'know, the usual.

"Hey Tim!"

"Morning Tom!"

And, of course, the rough shove of a shoulder when passing by the Norwegian asshole.

Mm, welcoming. He glared at Tord, the Alpha narrowing his eyes back.

Edd turned over to look at the two before groaning. "Hey, cut it out, you two."

Ah yes, what a good leader of the pack. Tord, of course, backed off for a bit, deciding to not bicker with the leader.

Yes, they were a pack.

Do I have to list them off? Yes? Alright.

Edd and Tord are both Alphas, of to which they always fight. Matt is a Beta, and Tom, oh Tom, he's the Omega of the household.

He hates it. I mean, you expected him to enjoy being an Omega? No, no. He gets treated like the baby of a family. As a pack, the other three will do whatever they can to protect their Omega, even if they're a dick about it (cough thats Tord cough).

Here's a few things that fucking suck about being an Omega:

Heats. Oh dear Lord, heats are horrible. Pheromones and hormones, they're quite strong. Scentblocks. He has to take those all the time if he doesn't want to risk getting dicked down. Pregnancy, the chances of that happening makes things worse on his end.