❥ tordtom oneshots《

with enough booger sugar and lube

aaa this was requested by my friend Caca-Cabeza ! thanke for the idea, I love it.

eddsworld x hazbin hotel

i am almost as obsessed with hazbin as i am eddsworld, thats saying something. im kinda bumbed that my hazbin hotel animatic got more youtube views than my eddsworld law and order one, but oh well !

also, im sorry if this is literal shit, ive been feeling horrible.

however, thank you to all my readers, worker bees, and supporters. 2020 has been tough, so i thank you all that are reading this, for we have reached over 70k views and you all have been so kind and loving ! i really appreciate each and everyone of you.

ive been feeling a lot better,, and also playing waaaaaay too much roblox. snort. fun fact, i made a friend on roblox in misfits high school (love that game) and his fucking character was alastor. i ran up to him like "radio demon?" and he said "correct" and he switched outta character and we just vibed together for hours. that made me so happy XD

heres to you, merlin.

okay enough feelings, lets get on to the shitty smut :')

genre; smut/nsfw/lemon.

word count; 2064

tom - angel dust
tord - alastor/radio demon (sorry if you werent asking for this qwq)
edd - charlie
matt - vaggie
susan (is a demon not a bass) - cherry bomb
eduardo - sir pentious (he isnt even brought into this i just thought id mention it since its such a fit-)
husk - mark

also tom looks more human..? i dunno he only shows one pair of arms but can form more. oh, and he is just really tall (still subs) but still looks a bit human. i tried to incorperate human like demons with the spider demon angel is.

i might draw their designs if youd all like !

warning, there are mentions of drugs and alcohol, also it might include spoilers for the pilot ! if you have not seen hazbin hotel, id recommend watching it and maybe helluva boss too (if youd like) !

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-toms pov-

"Another week?! Sweetie, this place is runnin' outta booze," I shrieked, waving my arms around. I threw my makeup mirror on my plush bed, hissing at Edd.

"This is a redemption hotel, Tom! Re-dem-tion! If you want to stay here without paying rent, you have to learn to be more holy! Meaning; no sex!" I groaned,

"Not even toys?! No drugs?! No angle dust?! I'm a ex porn star! How can I not do those things?!"

The man infront of me sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose.

"No prostitution, no drugs, no toys, no sex, no alcohol. And no problematic language! If not, you either pay rent or go find another hotel. The Happy Hotel's goal is to get demons to heaven!"

I crossed my slim and long legs, black voids narrowing. After a long pause, I sighed. "Fine."

Edd smiled wide, getting up and cleaning up my room from any lube and or toys. I watched him angrily as he carefully placed my dildos and cuffs and vibrators into a bag. After a bit he finished and left, probably to hide them.