❥ tordtom oneshots《

Dead Commie Walking

requested by UnknownSecretPerson ! thanks for the first request!

heathers x eddsworld

genre; smut/nsfw

word count; 2056

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•nobody's pov, 3rd person, at the gang's house•

"I'd so dream of a Veronia Sawyer and JD moment."

Everyone turned their heads the eyeless roommate in blue. Said man had wide eyes, hands out in gesture after blurting out those words. They were watching Insane Zombie Pirates from Hell 5, when suddenly, Tom spat out nonsense.

"Pardon?" Edd coughed out after a moment of silence, brow raised in confusion.

The small Brit moved his hands and chewed at the inside of his cheek.

"Well, I dunno, imagine the thrill of having somebody sneak through your bedroom window to like..." He coughed, licking his dry lips.

"Hang out and shit? No?"

Edd shrugged, Matt not even bothering to pay attention. He was distracted by such beauty and elegance; his reflection.

Soon, the tallest in the room snorted, "I would've so pissed myself if that happened."

Tord set his hentai down, "I'd shoot them. Self defense." He used that excuse when Edd narrowed his eyes at the happy trigger.

Although, Tord knew exactly what Tom was thinking. He's seen the movie and musical before, duh. It was even more obvious with a light red tinting his freckled face.

The way he was slightly dazed, wiping away a tiny bead of drool, Tord could tell his theory was right.

When the three all laughed at Edd's stupidity, Tord was there, smirking and licking his lips before going back to his hentai.

Not a surprise.

He's already watched this movie too.

•time skipu to night time•

"G'night, Thomas~!"

The Brit down the hall flipped Tord off, "fuck you." With that, he walked in his room and slammed his door shut.

Tord snickered quietly and slipped into his own cave, hands rubbing together and him licking his lips.

"This'll be fun."

The Norski walked to his bed and plopped on to the comforter, dragging his laptop in front of him. The man opened it and started to watch some anime on Funimation, humming.

As the guy drowned in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Tom was tucked into his bed. He yawned, short legs stretching out underneath the blankets as he relaxed. He turned his attention from his ceiling to the alarm clock on his nightstand, a cold sigh slipping from his plush lips. The boy shuddered and flipped to the side, soon drifting off with one more impeccable yawn.

Tord was still in his room, silently cursing at Dio for being such a fucking asswipe.

Ha, what a hypocrite.

After a few minutes, his phone started to buzz on his buzzum (haha butt-), it being the silent alarm he set up. He dismissed it, getting up from his bed and grinning. He sat on the floor, swiping his hand under the bed. When he made contact with an object, he pulled it out, the contents inside rumbling at the bumpy carpeting.