Title: Them as the dumb stuff my friends say at the wrong time
FINN
Finn: *in study hall as loud as possible* "You know there are plenty of healthy reasons why we should all become cannibals"
You: "Finn! What?!
Finn: "bro, listen just think about it!"
Teacher:"Mr. Wolfhard please don't explain yourself."
JACK
Jack: "Don't tell me how to live my life, Y/N!"
You:" Bitch what? I asked if you liked Ketchup!"
Jack:"oh...well I do so shut up!"
WYATT
Wyatt:" Bro how weird would it be if everyone walked around naked for a day?"
You: "that's literally disgusting!"*shakes head walking away*
Wyatt:"ok but what if it wasn't tho?!"*running after you*
CHOSEN
Chosen:"guys! I just signed up for band!"
You:"Okay? And?"
Chosen:"I need someone to teach me how to play the guitar! By like yesterday."
You:"Bro why?"
Chosen:"Because I told the band teacher I could play so now I have to play in front of the class after lunch today."
You:"Dude this is lunch, and none of us can play guitar..."
NOAH
Noah:"last night I bought a 12 pound bag of gummy bears off of Amazon."
You:"why?"
Noah:"I do not have an answer for that question but I can tell you that I spent 45 dollars on that bag and that I regret nothing."
GATEN
Gaten:"bro yesterday I dropped a water balloon on some random persons head!"
You:"that was you?!"
Gaten:"what...no why would you accuse me of something like that?!"
You:" you just told me it was you?"
Gaten:" you're crazy, I never said that." *Runs away*
Millie
Millie: *is singing break up with your girlfriend*
You:"Millie shut up! You have been singing that forever!"* has actually only been singing for two minutes*
Millie:"you're just jealous because I am a......do you have any candy?"
You:"what? No!"
Jeaden
Jaeden:"Bro how are you a vegetarian, it doesn't make sense?"
You:"I like animals jae we have been over this!"
Jaeden:" fine while you keep eating grass I'm gonna eat my dead animal flesh!"*takes Large bite out of a burger*
You:"ok?"
Jeremy
Jeremy:"so I bought you one of those giant bears right?"
You:"yea?"
Jeremy:" but then it was to close to the bonfire...she's dead now..sorry."*starts crying*
You:"aw JJ, you didn't mean to it's okay."
Jeremy:"I'm gonna be a terrible mother, bro!"
You:" well this escalated quickly..."
Sophia
Sophia:"Y/N, you unlovable slut did you take my phone?!"
You:"You're literally holding it!"
Sophia:"oh...well stop touching my shit or I'll burn your chicken nuggets!"
You:" I didn't tho!"
Sophia:"we don't know that!"
CALEB
Caleb:*runs inside covered in dirt*
You:"what happened to you?!"
Caleb:" I have no idea what you are talking about."
You:"why are you covered in dirt?!"
Caleb:"well if you must know."*takes a deep breath then pauses*
You:"well?"
Caleb:"HOES MAD BB!"
you:"get out of my house."
Caleb:"no your mother has requested I spend the night."
Sadie
Sadie:"bro I can't believe you ate my ice cream!"
You:" bro what?!"
Sadie:"you ate my ice cream, you did I saw you!"
You:" no I didn't!"
Sadie:" ok so maybe I ate it. But will you still buy me some more anyway?"
You:"no!"
Sadie:*deep sigh*"what am I gonna do now?!"*throws self on the floor*
