The characters from Hamilton, In The Heights, Heathers, and Six react to stuff! Pretty self explanatory.
(This book is complete and I will not be taking any more requests. Thank you.)
Me: "Ask Musical Characters". Yeah... Philip has been camping out in the bathroom with a bad case of food poisoning for the past (checks watch) 12 or so hours... and counting.
Eliza: Yep. He's been in the bathroom all night without getting an ounce of sleep.
Hamilton: (In panic/crisis mode) Philip! Are you okay?!
Philip: (From bathroom) Yeah, pops! I-- wait a sec... (retches)
Eliza: (Puts her hand on Hamilton's arm) I'll go check on him. (Heads to the bathroom to check on Philip)
Anna of Cleves: Oh, poor boy!
Anne Boleyn: You said it, girl!
Catherine of Aragon: Yeah...
Usnavi: I had a pretty bad case of food poisoning once... I know how bad that feels.
Benny: He actually was working while sick. He looked MISERABLE, like, you don't even know.
Daniela: Yeah, Abuela Claudia had to DRAG him to bed because he didn't want to get out of work.
Angelica: Huh! That reminds me of SOMEone! (Looks at Hamilton)
Burr: He's exactly the type of guy that would do that.
Peggy: Eliza told me that she had to physically MAKE Alex go back to bed and stop working when he was sick once.
Sonny: ANYway... Usnavi had no choice but to have me man the bodega all by myself!
Usnavi: Yeah... never doing THAT again.
Benny: (Nods)
Heather C.: Oh, grow up! Food poisoning is soooo '87!
Literally EVERYONE in the room:(To Chandler) SHUT UP, HEATHER!!!
Heather D.: I actually have to agree with literally everyone. I have bulimia, which does involve vomiting, and it's NOT a walk in the park.
Burr: Neither is food poisoning!
Philip: (retches)
Hamilton: Philip!
J.D.: That's gotta feel really bad.
Heather D. and Veronica: Yep.
Jefferson: Madison was also sick with food poisoning once... that did NOT go well for him.
Madison: No, it did not... (coughs into handkerchief)
King George: Whatever! Can we just get on with the episode, already?!
Jefferson: Yeah! Sooner we start, sooner I can get out of here!
Me: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. Okay, today's request is from BlackGirlKK.
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