Me: Hello, hello, hello! We're here toda---
Mulligan: (Running around, throwing confetti and stuff) IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Madison:...Ow! My ears!
Me: Yeah, we're here because it's Herc's birthday!
Usnavi: He's been talking about it ALL DAY!
Benny: Well, you can't blame him, that's what I'd do.
Anne Boleyn: Yeah, me, too! I'd totally yell "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! WHEEEE!!!"
Veronica: Ha!
Me: Okay, everyone! Let's get to the party!
Lafayette: (To Mulligan) Happy birthday, mon ami! (Gives him a present)
Mulligan: (Unwraps present) Whoo! That's my favorite thing of booze! Thanks, Laf!
Hamilton: (Under his breath) Lucky...
Lafayette: Anytime!
Veronica: Okay, Herc, since you seem to like this so much... (Pulls out a copy of the cast recording of "Be More Chill")
Mulligan: WHOOOOOO!! The Be More Chill cast album? Thanks! I can listen to the toilet kid song on repeat all day, now!
Angelica: Oh, no...
Peggy: PLEASE don't let it get too far.
Veronica: Herc, Do NOT make me regret getting that for you.
Heather C.: Yeah, or it'll get ugly!
J.D.: I wanna see how long he's gonna play it.
Me: That should be fun.
Usnavi: Well, we all pitched in and got something! (Hands Hercules a present)
Mulligan: Oh, a coffee maker! That should be useful since I love my coffee every morning!
Me: Okay! That's all the time we have for today since we have to party! Bye, everyone!
Vanessa: Bye!
["Michael In The Bathroom" starts playing]
Everyone: OH, NO!!! (Mix of complaints and groans)
Me: Bye, guys! See you Saturday, when we will be in LONDON!!
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Musical Characters React
FanfictionThe characters from Hamilton, In The Heights, Heathers, and Six react to stuff! Pretty self explanatory. (This book is complete and I will not be taking any more requests. Thank you.)
