Me: Hey, guys! Welcome to another episode of "Ask Musical Characters"!
The queens: Hi, everyone!
Hamilton: Is it just me, or is it more relaxing because it's Saturday?
J.D. and Jefferson: It's just you.
King George: Let's get on with it already! What's today's question?
Me: Today's question is from SamBam260.
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Usnavi: Can I say "In The Heights" even though it's not gonna be out for a long time?
Hamilton: That's ridiculous.
Burr: (Facepalms because of Hamilton)
Usnavi: You're just salty that you don't have a movie yet!
Me: Cut it out, you two, or it's off to the timeout corner. And yes, 'Snavi, you can totally say "In The Heights"! I'm hyped about it, too.
Usnavi: THANK YOU! See, even the HOST agrees with me!
Hamilton: Whatever.
Daniela: Carla, Vanessa, and I love "West Side Story", although it's pretty tragic.
Me: Oh, it's getting a remake and a revival on Broadway, too.
Vanessa: Oh, really, when?
Me: Both are happening in 2020.
Daniela: I'm so excited!
Hamilton: Well, my friends and I like to watch "Heathers".
Veronica, J.D., and the Heathers: Wait, what?!
Me: Before the musical, back in 1988, "Heathers" came out and it's where it all started.
Hamilton: Yeah, it's our favorite movie.
Laurens: We talk about it all the time, right?
Eliza and Burr: All. The. Time.
Burr: They always quote the movie and stuff!
Eliza: And I constantly have to remind him to not play it in front of the kids.
Philip: My mom didn't let me see it until I was 18, like, come on!
Eliza: It's too raunchy!
Philip: But I was mature when I was 16 or 17! Why not then?
Eliza: It's. Rated. R. We talked about this, and I don't want to argue with you again.
Me: Who's your favorite Heather?
Heather D.: Obviously me!
Heather C.: Shut up, Heather! It's me!
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Musical Characters React
FanfictionThe characters from Hamilton, In The Heights, Heathers, and Six react to stuff! Pretty self explanatory. (This book is complete and I will not be taking any more requests. Thank you.)
