Me: Hey, guys! Welcome to another episode of Ask Musical Characters!
Hamilton: Hello!
Anne Boleyn: Wassup!
Vanessa: Hi!
Veronica: (Waves)
Me: Okay, let's get right to it! Today's episode was requested by gerdabbg.
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King George: "Beetlejucie"?
Me: Oh... they meant "Beetlejuice". It's a movie and it recently got turned to a musical.
Heather C.: Well, we're the best movie turned musical around!
Laurens: "Hairspray" is way better.
Philip: So is "Mean Girls".
Heather C.: How DARE you?!
Me: Okay. Back to the topic. We are going to listen to the musical.
[Timeskip to "Prologue: Invisible"]
Eliza: Oh no! Lydia's mother died! That's so sad!
Me: That's "Beetlejuice" for you. It deals with the topic of death.
Hamilton: I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory....
The SMFDR, King George, and the Heathers: GIVE IT A REST!
Nina: Wait, who's that guy!
Me: That's Betelgeuse.
Veronica: Well, "Holy crap, a ballad already?" is ONE way to put it!
Benny: Well HE'S breaking the fourth wall...
[Timeskip to "The Whole Being Dead Thing"]
Anne Boleyn: Ha! I like this guy already.
Peggy: Well, no [bleep!], Sherlock, we know we're gonna die.
Eliza: Peggy!
Hamilton (About what Peggy said): Eh. That wasn't so bad. I've said worse.
Anna of Cleves: I love the fourth wall breaks! (Looks at the camera)
[Timeskip to "Ready, Set, Not Yet"]
King George: Huh... Adam and Barbara are scared to have k.... WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED?!
Catherine of Aragon: They DIED, duh!
[Timeskip to "The Whole Being Dead Thing Part 2]
Heather M.: As the head cheerleader of Westerburg, I've gotta say... THIS CHEER SUCKS! BOOOOO!
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Musical Characters React
FanfictionThe characters from Hamilton, In The Heights, Heathers, and Six react to stuff! Pretty self explanatory. (This book is complete and I will not be taking any more requests. Thank you.)
