Musical Characters React

Watching Musicals Part III

Me: Hey, guys! Welcome to another episode of "Ask Musical Characters"!

Veronica: Hey, guys!

King George: Hello, my loyal, royal subjects!

Benny: Yo!

Anne Boleyn: Hello, Queendom!

Me: So, the musical we will watch today is "Heathers"!

The Heathers: F I N A L L Y!

Laurens: Ooh, I wonder how the musical compares to the movie.

Me: Today, we will again, have to resort to bootlegs. Okay, one thing before we watch. This show has pretty dark subject matter such as teen suicide, bullying, and violence, so for all you squeamish or sensitive readers, please be warned. Okay! Onto the show!

Eliza: I don't have a good feeling about this...

[Timeskip to "Beautiful"]

Philip: Oof! What's with all the language and name-calling?

Angelica: I'm so appalled!

Veronica: This is just the surface of it here at Westerburg!

Burr: Any hope and faith I had in humanity has now been lost.

Hamilton: Did you have it in the first place, though?

Usnavi: So this is before Veronica joined the Heathers?

J.D.: Mmm-hmm.

Peggy: Oh, Martha is such a cinnamon roll!

Mulligan: Ha! I like Kurt and Ram already!

Madison: "WHYYYYYY" is me on a daily basis.

Jefferson: Same. Mostly because of dealing with Hamilton's bulls***!

Hamilton: MY BULLS***?! OH, I'LL....

Heather C.: SHUT UP! HERE I COME B***HES!

Eliza: Language!

Heather M.: Darn right, my dad's loaded!

Peggy: Uh, mine is, too.

Angelica: HE'D LIKE TO KIDNAP A HEATHER AND DO WHAT?!!!

Vanessa: Oh my goodness...

Nina: "Bleugh" is right.

Heather D.: Hey! That was me vomiting from an EATING DISORDER! Don't joke about that!

Benny: So Veronica forged a note to bail the Heathers out of detention so now she's in their group?

Peggy: Seems it.

Anne Boleyn: Now what was she meant to do? (Singing) Sorry not sorry....

Catherine of Aragon: SHHHH!

Hamilsquad: VERONICA! VERONICA! VERONICA! VERONICAAAAAA!!!!!

Veronica: Oi... -_-

[Timeskip to "Candy Store"]

Peggy: (Rocking out to that part after Heather C. makes her whole "are we gonna have a problem" speech)

Veronica: (Glaring) Oh... I remember this!

Eliza: (to Heathers D. and C.) You girls should be ashamed

Heather C.: Whatever...