Me: Hey, guys!
Veronica: We're here on short notice AGAIN?! I rushed here right after school for this.
Vanessa: I was literally cutting someone's hair when Daniela and Carla rushed the three of us into the car with the rest of us "Heights" characters here.
Anne Boleyn: This better be good. We have a concert soon. And I'm ready to SLAY
"Don't Lose Your Head"!
Catherine of Aragon: Oh brother...
Hamilton: I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING WHEN ELIZA RUSHED US TO THE STUDIO!
Me: Okay, okay! Calm down! So, we're reacting to another Stan Wars or Fandom Fights, either one.
Everyone: AGAIN?!
Me: Oh, but this one pits two of your musicals against one another! Hamilton versus Six.
The "Hamilton" characters and the queens: Say what now?
Me: Yep! You heard me right! Let's get to watching.
Hamilton: Oh, he's wanting to play King George? Why play him when you could go for me, the lead?
King George: Alas...unfortunately, I do not own a sword like that... though I would like to get one.
Burr: There's no telling WHAT could go wrong if he does get his hands on one...
Laurens: D*MN RIGHT, WE'RE THE BEST SHOW IN THE WORLD!
Eliza: Language!
Hamilton: Hey! We're not overrated!
Catherine of Aragon: Uh, yes you are. Your musical is so overhyped!
[When he mentions "Six]
The queens: (Cheer and whoop)
Anne Boleyn: Wait... the Hamilton guy is laughing! What's so funny!
Hamilton: We're clearly better, that's why!
Catherine Parr: Hey! We may have nine songs, but we still are taking over West End!
Veronica: Yep! She's right! We stan the queens! Right, Jason?
J.D.: Whatever.
Sonny: OOOOH! He just attacked their set design!
Heather D.: Thank you, captain obvious!
Heather C.: Shut up, Heather! I'm trying to watch here!
Katherine Howard: Yeah! We ARE concise and to the point!
Catherine of Aragon: And we ARE on our way to Broadway! And when we queens do, watch your back, Hamilton, because we'll take over Broadway besides taking over the West End!
Hamilton: (Scoffs)
Nina: Wait, what's an Olivier?
Me: It's like the Tonys but for England.
Jefferson: And they didn't win any?
Philip: They seriously got SNUBBED!
Me: They did get snubbed...
Hamilton: (to Philip) Hey! Whose side are you on?!
Mulligan: DARN RIGHT, WE SWEPT THE TONYS!
The Hamilsquad: (Cheers)
Anne Boleyn: Well, we'll seriously sweep the Tonys next year! So there!
Usnavi: "Rap in theater is not all that?" Well, we in the barrio beg to differ!
The queens: Hey! Our songs are NOT screechy and annoying!
Angelica: Uh, we are STILL relevant!
Hamilton: Hey! Who are you calling a "lying, cheating, pig"?!
The SMFDR: (They all point to him)
Catherine of Aragon: AYYYE! Nice reference...(to Boleyn) to MY SONG!
Anne Boleyn: Oh please...
[Onscreen: "As long as it took Philip to die in Hamilton"]
Hamilton: [Stands up] OH, I WILL...
[Philip and Eliza grab his arms]
Philip: Pops!
Benny: Woah! There was a line and IT WAS CROSSED!
Me: Exactly!
Heather D.: Even I think that was a bit much.
The queens: YEAH! SAY IT! NO GIRL SHOULD BE DEFINED BY A MAN!
Hamilton: THAT WAS JUST ONE TIME! I AM NOT A SERIAL CHEATER!
[Onscreen: "Can't talk if you're beheaded!"]
Anne Boleyn: (At the same time onscreen) What the h**l is wrong with you?!
Daniela: Wait, is it that guy who convinced the two fighting that both their musicals are great?
Me: Yeah, but this time he's done trying.
[The video ends]
Me: So, how was it?
King George: It was fun!
J.D.: Yeah! I love watching a good fight!
Veronica: Jason!
Hamilton: I liked it! And Hamilton is superior!
Catherine of Aragon: Uh, honey, there's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way!
[They all begin to argue]
Me: Uh... I'll see you guys next time! Bye!
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Musical Characters React
FanfictionThe characters from Hamilton, In The Heights, Heathers, and Six react to stuff! Pretty self explanatory. (This book is complete and I will not be taking any more requests. Thank you.)
