You decide you're gonna risk a day and take a cab. Because, you can't afford to get any later and you don't want to be nabbed or raped tonight. You're sure, San Ji must be almost there.
As you reach your building, you totally Phoebe-run to the elevator and press the button at least a hundred times.
You feel your face blooming with a gigantic blissful grin.
Even though he's a broken little thing, you can't wait to have him in your arms and bully him a little later on.
"Press it more and your mission of sending it out of order will be accomplished." You hear a voice that you so didn't want to hear right now.
"I didn't know this elevator functioned the same as your loyalty."
"Oof, gonna need some ice for that." Jungkook laughs just as the elevator opens.
It's empty and you sigh heavily.
You get in and turn to Jungkook, "Kiss me again and you go home with a ripped jaw." You warn him with stern eyes.
"Relax, I don't break up with IU everyday."
"How grateful am I for that." You say sarcastically as you roll your eyes.
"You're in an awfully good mood today. Did you get a perfect score?" He laughs. He takes all your insults absolutely well ever since you tried to convince him that you've moved on. You can't seem to tell why.
"No, but yeah I just realized my last relationship was a failure for a good reason." You retort.
"Look at all the roasts you're throwing at me. Did you have fire for breakfast?"
"If it sounds like a roast, go sit on a glacier in Antarctica. And don't ever come back."
He bursts out into such a wheezy laughter that you find yourself very surprised. You gnaw at your bottom lip thoughtfully.
"Gosh, Y/N. I wanna date you all over again." He shakes his head as he combs his hair with his fingers.
"Tch, too bad." You turn to him with a fake frown, "I thought you're already taken...? By assholeness."
"I really should escape this elevator today before I fly out in ashes." He throws you a side look.
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"Flight to Antartica? Let me book a glacier for you."
"Why don't you book an Oyo for us instead?" He winks.
"I'm sorry, credit cards of loyal people are invalid for payment." The door dings open and you drag him by the shirt, pushing him out.
"Lemme know if you need ice, I'll send it by the hands of my imaginary friends."
You're about to let the door close, but he hits the button to keep it open as he asks, "Why imaginary friends?" He leans against the door and smiles widely.
"Because my real ones will drown you in lava."
With that you push him out and let your elevator take you to your beloved brother.
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