UNTHERAPY || KTH ☠︎

⁰⁵¹ | denial

*quirk alert*

*Your Point of View*

I was sitting in the middle of the road when I saw Taehyung clad in his night suit just gliding down the road on a desk chair at full speed.

My eyes went wide and I was about to scream in fright, when he waved his arms and told me to move out of the way. I frowned.

This is peculiar. How come he's riding a desk chair? That's not even a vehicle.

When he neared me, I noticed he was not alone. A cute-sized llama sat perched on his shoulders and was oiling his head. He was about to crash into me and I closed my eyes tightly, because I couldn't move, but nothing happened?

It was silent and I opened my eyes. He had parked his chair on the side of the road and the llama was walking with him on its two legs.

He came to me and handed me a Tiffin.

"What?" I asked.

"It's papaya peel paste you asked for. For your skin." He smiled at me kindly. My heart leapt with unfamiliar joy as I took the Tiffin and opened it. Indeed, there sat not a papaya but a tiny white guinea pig.

I don't know what was wrong with me, but I gladly picked the guinea pig and scrubbed its body against my cheeks. That seemed like the most natural papaya peel paste for skin ever.

The guinea pig squeaked against my cheeks and suddenly whacked my eyes with its tail.

"Ow!"

"I told you papaya paste is expensive. I had to travel all the way to India for it." He informed me as he grabbed the guinea pig and rubbed it across his cheeks, closing his eyes and humming in satisfaction.

"Don't use mine. I'll get pimples!" I complained as I grabbed the guinea pig back.

"Fine, what did you cook for dinner?" He asked as he eyed the guinea pig in my hand.

"It's three bowls of rainbow mud and a 3 pints of unicorn hair dipped in panda tears." I informed him as his eyes went wide with joy.

"That's my favourite! I love you so much! Isn't it just our 3 weeks anniversary?"

"You mean, weekversary?" I asked as he helped me to my feet.

We kicked our feet Kungu Hustle style and as they wheeled in quick speed, we spun up in the air and flew to a land nobody had ever seen.

We sat down on a huge drum in a desert.

A bowl sat waiting on the drum. He picked the mud and rubbed his elbows with it.

"This is so delicious." He purred, "I can't believe it. You're the most amazing Cook in the world. Taste some." He took a handful and rubbed my elbow with it too.

"Hmm, panda tears just hit different." I admitted.

He smiled at me delightedly, his box smile as he took another scoop of it with his fingers and patted my cheeks with it. "Happy three weekversary." He whispered.