What The Fate?! ✓

Banana Slug

UNEDITED

Amethyst/ Theodore/ Both/ Flint

*Calling Theo: The grumps*

"Hey, Weirdo! Sup?"

" Hope flows away.."

"If you could spend a day in my shoes.."

"Your mind would change.."

"If you'd know what I've gone through..."

"We want the same..."

"Maybe then you'll understand.. How it hurts to be human..."

"God, it hurts! To be human

Without you, I'd be losing

And some day we'll face the music

God, it hurts! To be human!

But I've got you, you, you, you, you, Hey

And you've got me, me, me, me too!"

"Thank you for singing along!"

"Welcome. Are you in a car?"

"Yeah, how do you know that? *Gasps* Are you stalking me?" 

"What? No! I heard the sound of the wind, the window must be open."

"Oh, that's very reasonable coming from you."

"Hey, I am always reasonable!"

"Noooo, always you are like- whatever."

"One- I do NOT sound like that and two- that's because you put in a situation where I am speechless."

"Thanks! Whatcha doin, Grumps?"

"I am searching for Jimminy."

"Why?"

"Because he put a smoke bomb in my washroom."

"Ohh. Good one! I did that to Flint once but I added banana peel for extra effect. He slipped in the bathroom and broke his hip."

"And what did he do in return?"

"He chased me 5 blocks straight after recovering."

"That wasn't so brutal?"

"Who's side are you on? And it wasn't brutal? It was downright ruthless, I hate exercise and he chased my unfit and fat self for 5 blocks straight!"

"Your brother's side obviously, I don't wanna be on an unfit weirdo's side!"

"Yeah, you fitness freaks should rot in hell!"

"Ahh such melodious and sweet words!"

"Oh, you have no idea, kind sir!"

"I am better with no idea at all, my lady."

"I ain't your lady, bub!"

"And I ain't you bub, punk!"

"Sure you are, bub!"

"Shut up!"

"Riled you up, didn't I?"

"You possess the super talent to rile anyone up, what a poor and innocent creature like me can do about that?"

"Hah, so you do know your worth, poor creature!"

"Yeah, I maybe poor but I am not dumb like someone I know."

"I wonder who that someone is."

"Let me give you a hint, I am talking to that someone right now!"

"You wound me, kind sir."

"Well, I just wound you, you slaughter me!"

"Who? ME? But I am innocent!"

"Sure you are."

"Do you think slugs are cute?"

"Sure, especially yellow banana slugs. They are disgustingly adorable!"

"Finally someone who agrees with me! Flint thinks I am crazy to think slugs are cute!"

*To Flint*

"You are the crazy one!"

"Are you sure both of you aren't crazy?"

"Hey!"

"Hey!"

*Chuckles*

"I'll call you later, Weirdo! Have a safe journey! Wait knowing you and your brother, that's really not possible but okay."

"Haha, I am laughing so hard I might just roll my eyes now! Anyways, Sayonara, Grumps!"

"Sayonara, Weirdo!"

*Call ended*

"You like him"

"What? Where did that come from?"

"You never talk to guys, you never tolerate any guy's non sense and weirdness except for me, you do not sing songs with anyone random unless you think they understand you. And that's where it came from."

"When did you become so observant? But on a serious note, I don't think so. He is a weird guy with anger and ego issues who is not used to apologizing. He is shy and kinda dumb. He is a good guy but I don't think I like him."

"We'll see. Hold on, I bet 100 bucks you'll like him in 3 more weeks!"

"You are on! But do not throw a tantrum when you loose, like last time you did."

"Amy!"

*Chuckles*

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So yeah, I think this chapter sucked

But I still hope it made you laugh a little

Vote and comment if you like it

Love ya!

-lazy_weirdo