What The Fate?! ✓

Amazeballs!

UNEDITED

Amethyst/ Theodore/ Other

It has been days since Amethyst has recovered from her injuries. Its finally the day of their first date. Amethyst has no idea what to wear. But she wasn't going to take any advice from anyone! She was going to figure it out herself!

After 15 minutes of planning and freshening up, she was ready.

Theodore took a deep breath and pressed the door bell. He was already given the talk by Amethyst's brother and father so it was Amethyst who  opened the door.

"..."

"Don't judge me, okay! You are lucky I didn't wear pajamas."

"I am surprised that you even took the efforts of wearing denims and a hoodie, which by the way matches mine."

"Why would buy a hoodie that says 'SpongeBob is the king!'?"

"I told you I secretly love him. So why not? Also I really expected you to wear pajamas! Why would you wear denims?"

"I am too lazy to change, Grumps."

"It's okay. Shall we proceed my lord?"

"Sure, my lady."

"Please place your butt in the car."

"Won't you open the door for me?"

"My lord doesn't like cliché."

"You sure care for your lord too much, my lady."

"My lord is very precious."

"Not as much as my lady though."

"I beg to differ."

"Oh you don't know my lady like I do."

"Whatever. My lord is better than your lady."

"You wish."

"I don't have to."

"You stole my dialogue! I should assert my copyrights!"

"Oh come on, wouldn't you let your lady use your iconic dialogues?"

"Well..."

"Well?"

"Stop with those puppy eyes. And look at the road."

"Well?"

"Okay, My lady can have it but just this once."

"Thank you , my lord."

"Grumps?"

"Hmm?"

"How many dates have you been on before?"

"None."

"Then why aren't you nervous?"

"Because you make me feel calm. I mean I am a little paranoid that you won't like what I have planned but being with you is so comforting that my nervousness just doesn't exist anymore."

"You seriously need to stop with the cliché."

"I am just telling the truth. Have you been on a date before?"

"You really think a weirdo like me would go on a date?"

"I take it as you haven't."

"Yup."