What The Fate?! ✓

She was hot!

UNEDITED

Amethyst/ Theodore/ Xerxes/ Others

"Does it hurt?"

"Nope."

"Does it hurt now?"

"No."

"Do you know that you take a complete 360 Degree turn in your sleep?"

"Be thankful I didn't kick you in my sleep."

"Yeah, right! Are you sure it doesn't hurt.?"

"You ask me that one more time and you'll be the one hurting!"

"Jeez woman!"

"Bleeh."

"There it is."

"Grumps, how exactly does this death spell works?"

"It causes immediate and painless death. I think, in haste, the witch didn't use the spell correctly and used a combination of spells together."

"What spells?"

"I am not entirely sure. I just know that your heart slowed down and your body was temporarily paralyzed due to shock. You do have severe bruises all over your body which I think due to the force with which you came into to contact with the spell."

"Interesting."

"No way. It was dangerous!"

"Eh. Grumps, remember when you first called me?"

"How can I forget that? STD's? Really?"

"You asked me to guess. Anywhy, what was the guess about?"

"Nothing!"

"Oh no no no! It was about something! Tell me!"

"Your smile is creeping me out!"

"Don't change the topic!"

"Trust me, you don't wanna know."

"Now I definitely wanna know."

"Okay, I called Jimminy to prank him as a payback. My plan was to ask him to guess and then when he was done, I will prank him saying that Lady Suzy was his mate."

"What's so bad about Lady Suzy being his mate?"

"Lazy Suzy is a 100 year old lady, very well respected in the pack but haven't found her mate. She was said to be sent for a great cause and shouldn't have a mate to distract her. She was granted with permission to be with anyone she wished, like if she wished to be with Jimminy, he will become her destined mate."

"Doesn't that go against the fact that mates are predetermined?"

"Well, it does a little bit but Moon Goddess said that Lazy Suzy is fated to choose someone who doesn't have a mate. Just like herself."

"I still don't get why being with her is so bad that Jimminy will freak out."

"That's because she is very sarcastic. Like your and my mother combined sarcastic. And her favorite target is Jimminy. Ever since he was a child, she used to pick on him. It's still hilarious when he meets her. She doesn't even give him time to breath between her insults."

"I so wanna meet this lady."

"Oh you two will become bestfriends in seconds! You share the same traits anyway."

"You are just jealous that you don't have good comebacks."

"Yea, whatever."

"See."