This is a crack shot and should not under any circumstances be taken seriously.
Roman and Remus were standing on top of a dresser in Thomas' room, Virgil and Logan curled up together on Thomas' lap while Janus and Patton were sprawled out on either side of Thomas' legs. Roman and Remus were laughing from their perch until Roman suddenly slipped and was dangling from the dresser, his front paws clutching onto the rim.
"Remus! Help me!" Roman said, trying to pulling himself up.
Remus looked at him for a second before a shit-eating spread across his face. He looked down at Roman with a gleaming his green eyes.
"Long live the king," he said before smacking Roman across the face.
The ginger cat screeched and let go, falling off the dresser to the ground. The second Roman hit the floor Virgil sprang up and screeched, "THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN! TAKE THE HOLY LAND!!!" He then proceeded to bolt off Thomas' lap, off the bed and out the door, leaving every cat in the room (except Roman) doubling over from laughter.
And Thomas had filmed the whole thing.
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Not Your Ordinary Family {Sanders Sides cat AU}
FanfictionI'll be using Deceit's real name Janus (Deceit), Patton, Remus, Roman, and Logan are feral cats living in an abandoned barn. Life was simple and quaint until Janus comes home with an abandoned kitten he names Virgil. They were quick to love the tin...
