I'll be using Deceit's real name
Janus (Deceit), Patton, Remus, Roman, and Logan are feral cats living in an abandoned barn. Life was simple and quaint until Janus comes home with an abandoned kitten he names Virgil. They were quick to love the tin...
Loki was in the living room with his family, just finishing up correcting his uncle Roman about a fact inconsistency.
"You really sounded like Logan there," his Uncle Remus said from the couch.
"Well I am his son," said Loki, Nico nodding from his spot between their other dad's paws.
Logan's head lifted and his ears perked.
"Son?" he said in a questioning voice.
"Yes," said Loki, a bit confused.
"So it's a son-day, huh?" Logan purred, whiskers twitching.
"Uh yeah?" agreed the black and white kitten.
"Hm, could have sworn it was a Saturday, not Sunday," Logan said then stopped, a look of horrible realization washing over his face.
The room went completely silent, Roman and Remus having their jaws hanging open in astonishment, Patton looked like he was about to explode with laughter, Janus was blinking rapidly, Virgil was biting his lower lip to contain his giggles while Nico and Loki were staring at Logan with unamused faces.
"Did I just-" Logan started.
By then Patton, Remus, and Roman lost it, bursting out laughing while rolling around on the ground, Patton exclaiming, "You made a dad joke! You're truly a dad now!" in between his laughter. Virgil was just chuckling though he seemed to be attempting to hide it with the back of his paw. Janus just left the room, screamed into a pillow, then returned feeling a bit better.
"You guys are so weird," Loki said, walking away with Nico right behind him.
You can't tell me Logan would not be accidentally making dad jokes since the kits came. Just imagine it for me. Also the special thing you'd learn about Loki is that he's gender fluid. You might've picked up on that last chapter when he went by they/them then changed to she/her. After all, genders are just social constructs
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Also you can still ask me and the cats questions. I don't care for who, you ask Titan or Virgil deceased sibling for all I care.
