I'll be using Deceit's real name
Janus (Deceit), Patton, Remus, Roman, and Logan are feral cats living in an abandoned barn. Life was simple and quaint until Janus comes home with an abandoned kitten he names Virgil. They were quick to love the tin...
To: Virgil Q: Does Janus baby you? (Like treat you like a kit) Virgil: YES! Yes he does! It's annoying at times Janus: you're my kit. What can I say? Virgil: I'm a grown cat with my own kittens! I don't need to be babied! Janus: says the one who broke his femur Virgil: okay now your just being antagonistic. That was seven months ago! Janus: no, just simply stating facts. You broke your femur and lost a piece of your ear Loki: our grandpa is pretty fun Janus: . . . . . . wait I'm the grandfather? Nico: well since you are our dad's dad it only seems right that you're our grandfather Remus: *cackling* Janus: hmm, never thought about that
To: Creativitwins Q: how is your brotherly relationship going? Are you still fighting or is it more playful? Roman: we've gotten better and closer after the move Remus: yeah, now that we're "adults" (because age is an illusion) we've gotten better at communication Virgil: . . . Remus you threatened to string Roman up to the fan by his claws yesterday when he took your spot on the couch Remus: as I said, better at communicating. I could've actually done it and not threatened to do it Loki: this is why he's my favorite uncle
To: Janus Q: how can you produce milk? Are you intersexual like Virgil? Janus: no I am not intersexual. All male cats can produce milk if they're stimulated enough Remus: stimulated you say~ Janus: Remus shut up. Janus: here's a better explanation
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