In Joseph's ensuite bathroom...
Aesop: *filling up the bathtub with water and adding some bubbles*
Joseph: *brings in a towel and a change of clothes*
Joseph: Here you are, my love, I'll place them here.
Joseph: *places the towel and clothes on a shelf that's not too high*
Aesop: Thank you...
Joseph: *leaves and closes the bathroom door*
Aesop: *slowly starts undressing, leaving his clothes on the floor, and hopping into the warm bath, the tap still running*
Aesop: So nice...
Aesop: *sinks a little until the water level is above his upper lip*
Joseph: *comes barging in, already naked, with a loofa in hand, walking in like someone from a tribe*
Aesop: Aahhh! Get out! And put some clothes on!
Aesop: *picks up whatever he can find and throws it at Joseph*
Joseph: Hoho! I've never heard you scream before, you sound majestic! Scream like that when we start fu-
Aesop: Get ooouuuutttt!
Joseph: But I came to wash your back and your hair...
Aesop: We've only been together for a few days, so you should probably wait a while longer before you start taking baths with me...
Aesop: *sinks back down and uses his foot to turn off the tap*
Joseph: Aww, but I was so prepared... And don't turn off the tap with your feet! My poor precious taps...
Aesop: Oh... Sorry, my foot was closer to the tap than my hand, so...
Joseph: It's alright, maybe I should try that... Is it easier?
Aesop: *glancing at Joseph and back at the tap*
Aesop: Yeah, it is... Can you leave now?
Joseph: Nope, I've come on a mission and I intend to complete it.
Aesop: But there's no space...
Joseph: I guess you're right... The tub is a little small...
Aesop: Nah, the tub size is fine...
Joseph: ? So, what are you implying?
Aesop: I mean, you're too big to fit in here...
Joseph: I'm fat?
Aesop: Maybe...
Joseph: Oh my gosh, no way...
Aesop: Uhh, yeah...
Joseph: This is so sad... Comfort me, my love~
Aesop: *waves hand to tell Joseph to come to him*
Joseph: *still naked, walks over to the tub and crouches down*
Aesop: *leans over side of the tub and pats Joseph's head*
Aesop: There there, you large old man...
Joseph: *cries is baguette*
Joseph: I appreciate the effort, but your words aren't very comforting, darling...
Aesop: *stops patting Joseph's head*
Aesop: Oh... If it makes you feel better, then you could try to come in, I'll move up to make some space for you...
