Long chapter ahead.
Also, some swearing and mentions of doing the nasty.
And finally, some of Aesop's past in this is not canon. Someone said they wanted a mafia AU, but I'm not good at that, so this is the best I can give you, sorry for the disappointment...
The same day, in the garage...
Eli: *gets into Aesop's car*
Aesop: *gets into the driver's seat of his car*
Aesop: I haven't seen this bad boy in ages. Make sure to put your seatbelt on, I'm a bit rusty.
Eli: *puts on his seatbelt*
Eli: Don't worry, I always put it on. I know how bumpy roads can get, especially with all the manure and dirt all over the ground.
Aesop: Luckily, there is no manure or dirt across the road, but there are a few speed bumps. You must really love that farm.
Aesop: *places his seatbelt on*
Eli: I really did... And what on earth is a speed bump?
Aesop: How do you not know?
Eli: Because I used to live on a farm...?
Aesop: Oh right... Uhh, they're just some lumps on the ground to make sure you don't go too fast. If you're too speedy, you'll fly over them and probably break your neck.
Eli: Wow, that's terrifying. So they're like... Weapons?
Aesop: Not really, only if you're going too fast. No worries though, since I'm more of a slow driver.
Eli: Oh okay. If it's anything like driving a tractor, then you should be fine. It's easy.
Aesop: Yeah, it's probably similar to a tractor, but the road has a lot more rules.
Eli: Oh alright. Let's just go, and we'll see how good you are at driving. If anything, it can't be worse than Norton's... Driving...
Aesop: His wild rides is what I miss most...
Eli: Yeah... And his crazy monster truck is still parked in this garage...
Aesop: Damn it. Let's not dwell on the past and just leave. I can see Joseph.
Eli: Joseph?
Aesop: Yep. Strutting in with his slut. Hold tight, I'm going faster than I usually do.
Eli: Oh oka- AHHHH!
Aesop: *zooms out of the garage* (sorry, real quick family joke for my sis, 'at a rapid pace of 6 mph')
Helena: They waste no time, jeez. Now my hair is all messed up and I did it nicely for you, my honey bear~
Helena: *clings onto Joseph*
Joseph: That's very thoughtful of you, my dear~
Helena: Isn't it~? I'm the best girlfriend ever, right~? You don't need Aesop anymore~
Joseph: Well- I- I do love you, Helena, but I'm still attached to Aesop...
