Joseph's room...
Helena: *lying in Joseph's bed, waiting for him*
Joseph: *walks in, a bit slouched*
Helena: Oh! Joseph! I've been waiting for you~ Ready to make love~?
Joseph: Actually...
Helena: Are you still thinking about Aesop? He was confirmed dead, so you don't need to worry so much~ Come here, baby~
Helena: *removes her tie/scarf (I'm not sure what it is) and starts unbuttoning her shirt, seductively and slowly*
Joseph: He's not dead...
Helena: *stops undressing*
Helena: What? But Norton-
Joseph: Norton thought he was, so he gave us the worst case scenario instead of giving everyone false hope... He did the right thing...
Helena: Ugh, whatever... Our relationship has grown and I'm more passionate than Aesop~ So forget about him and come kiss me~
Joseph: *starting to panic*
Joseph: I know that you give me some amazing things that Aesop never has, but I want to wait for him... I want him and only him...
Helena: Are you serious right now?! It's our wedding night and you're only thinking about your ex?! Come in bed and fuck me already!
Joseph: I'm sorry, Helena... You're great in bed, but that's honestly your only good point... And I don't think I can stand that any longer...
Helena: So what? Are you going to divorce me? I'll be married and divorced on the same day? Wow...
Joseph: I think that would be better...
Helena: You are such a jerk! Stop leading people on! Jeez, you made me fall in love with you and I even had to deal with Michiko so that we could marry...!
Joseph: Maybe Michiko is better for you... I just think that we won't work out...
Helena: Fine, whatever. I'm leaving. Divorce me if you want. Have fun with that virgin Aesop.
Helena: *climbs out of bed and takes her clothes, then walks out hurriedly and slams the door behind her*
Helena: Ugh, I hate Aesop so much! Why didn't he die?! He's in the way!
Helena: *rushes to Michiko's room*
Michiko: *sitting on the floor, in front of a small table, playing the drinking game with Mary*
Michiko: Helena? What's wrong?
Helena: Michiko... Please help me... Joseph was...
Helena: *cries*
Michiko: Helena?!
Michiko: *gets up and floats over to Helena, hugging her tightly*
Michiko: Shh, shh, shh... Tell me what happened...
Michiko: *smooths Helena's hair*