Beach time!

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They all arrive at the beach...

Vera: *shades her eyes*

Vera: It sure is hot here, huh?

Martha: *whispering*

Martha: Not as hot as you...

Vera: Hm?

Martha: Nothing! You wanted to play volleyball, right? Well, there's a net there, so let's gooo!

Martha: *grabs Vera's hand and pulls her to the volleyball net, while facing down to hide her blushing face*

Vera: Wait! We haven't changed into our swim suits yet!

Martha: *continues running and ignoring Vera*

Aesop: Off they go... Guess I'll set up my small space somewhere...

Joseph: Aesoooop~ Take off your shiiirrrt~

Aesop: No thanks. I like this hawaiian shirt.

Joseph: Aren't you hot? Well, obviously you look sexy all the time, but-

Aesop: I'm not that hot... It's actually quite cold...

Joseph: The sun is glaring down on you, how can you feel cold right now?!

Aesop: I dunno... I'm just always cold...

Joseph: Come here, then~ I'll warm you up with my embrace~

Aesop: I'd love to hug you right now, but this umbrella is pretty heavy...

Joseph: Oh yes! Let me help with that.

Joseph: *takes the umbrella out of Aesop's hands*

Aesop: Oh... Thanks...

Aesop: *kisses Joseph's cheek*

Joseph: I'll do anything for you, my love~ And I'll work even harder for more of your affection~!

Aesop: *kisses Joseph's lips*

Aesop: What did I do to have such a loving husband?

Joseph: You're just perfect~

Jack: *sprays Joseph with a water gun*

Jack: Stop being gay, losers!

Naib: *sprays Jack with water*

Naib: You're gay too, idiot!

Jack: But I'm not acting like... That!

Jack: *gestures to Joseph and Aesop*

Joseph: You bastard! That water is cold!

Aesop: *takes Joseph's hand*

Aesop: I see a nice and clear spot over there, so let's go...

Joseph: Yeah, let's. I can finally get away from this bit-

Jack: *sprays Joseph some more*

Joseph: YOU ACTUAL UNSALTED CABBAGE! SPRAY ME AGAIN, I DARE YOU, AND YOU WON'T SEE THE LIGHT OF TOMORROW!

Jack: Pfft, okay. That's the best insult you've got?

Aesop: *tugs Joseph lightly*

Joseph: Right, we're going. See you NEVER, you English fool!

Jack: As if I wanna see you ever aga-

Naib: *shoots water at Jack*

Naib: Two points to me! And zero for you!

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