Unexpected pregnancy

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(Oof, long chapter ahead, sorry...)

The next day, Norton's room...

Mike: Nng! I'm nearly there, Norton!

Norton: Wait! Don't get me pregnant!

Mike: You dimwit! You can't get pregnant! It's impossible!

Mike: *finishes, relaxes and drops on top of Norton*

Norton: I can't get pregnant? Why?

Mike: *asleep, quietly snoring*

Norton: *wraps his arms around Mike*

Norton: What if I want to get pregnant...? Haha, no, silly~ Having a baby sounds like a drag...

Naib: *bursts in, without knocking*

Naib: So I heard you are in some trouble, my dude!

Norton: Shh! Mike's sleeping...!

Naib: Oh, sorry...

Naib: *loudly whispers*

Naib: So I heard you are in a tight spot, right now...!

Norton: What...?!

Naib: You can't get pregnant...?! But you want to...?!

Norton: No, not really...! It was just a joke...!

Naib: Don't worry, bro! I got you! Let's head to the hospital, right away! I'm bringing all the dudes!

Mike: *wakes up*

Mike: Why are you screaming...?

Norton: Shh, shh, don't worry about it, Mike... Just go back to sleep...

Mike: No, no. Why is he screaming? And why is he in our room?

Naib: Norton wants to get pregnant, but he can't! So! I'm taking him to get surgery! Let's head out, people!

Naib: *marches out of Norton's room, forgetting to close the door*

Norton: Don't listen to him, he's probably just jok-

Mike: Uggghhh, let's just play along...

Mike and Norton: *get up, get dressed and walk out*

Norton: Oh, big fight going on outside my room...

Mike: Huh?

Mike: *rubs the sleep from his eyes and looks around in the hallway*

Naib: Just once!

Martha: No! Plus, I don't even know where it is...

Naib: What about your cosplay? Do you still have that?

Martha: Of course I do! I love my cosplays...

Naib: So you have your costume, but not your props?

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