Just going to quickly post like another two chapters. All these chapters were written last night, when I couldn't sleep, due to insane hot temperature.
The next morning, Aesop's room...
Eli: *wakes up, but keeps his eyes closed*
Eli: Where's my mask...?
Eli: *feels around, but feels nothing, so drowsily opens one eye, seeing a knife hovering above him*
Eli: ?!
Joseph: *quickly hides the knife behind him*
Eli: What was that...? Joseph, was you about to kill me?!
Joseph: Maybe. Maybe not.
Eli: It's a simple question with a simple answer. Just say whether you were about to or not!
Joseph: Okay! Yes! I was! Sheesh...
Eli: And just why-
Joseph: You're sleeping with my husband!
Eli: Yeah! Sleep-!
Joseph: You admit it?! You were doing bad things to my darling Aesop?!
Eli: No! I'm trying to say that we were just sleeping! Nothing dirty happened!
Joseph: I don't believe that for a second.
Eli: Whatever. I can't change what you think... Believe it or not, it's the truth.
Joseph: No, it's not. You lying.
Eli: You're...
Joseph: What?
Eli: It's 'you're' lying, not 'you' lying...
Joseph: This is not the time for correcting my grammatical mistakes!
Eli: I thought you would be educated better, since you was a Count and all, but guess not...
Joseph: My social standing has nothing to do with my education!
Eli: Actually, research has shown that those from the higher classes end up with greater education, compared to the lower class.
Joseph: I don't speak sociology.
Eli: Eh, whatever. I'm tired, so I'll just go back to sleep...
Joseph: Wait! I think not, sir! You're in the same bed as my husband!
Aesop: Stop screaming...
Joseph: Ah, Aesop~ You're awake~
Aesop: Yeah? Thanks to someone's incredibly loud voice...
Eli: Pfft-
Joseph: Oh, sorry, my love... It's just, this bird guy was sleeping with you!
Aesop: Ugh, we didn't do anything...
Joseph: You both could be lying. I heard things last night. Mind explaining those noises? Hm?
Aesop: Did you check where the noises came from?
Joseph: Ah- Well- No... But! Why would anybody-
Aesop: It was probs Wu Chang...
Joseph: I mean, they are quite close to my room...