Joseph's going crazy...

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The same day, the manor's garage...

Aesop: *gets out of the car*

Aesop: We're home, guys.

Eli: Oh, so we are. I'm going to go see Hastur now, I hope you don't mind.

Aesop: Not at all, go ahead.

Eli: Thanks. I'll see you guys at dinner!

Eli: *jumps out of the car, waves to Aesop, and leaves*

Aesop: Andreeew! We're hooome!

Andrew: *still asleep*

Aesop: This boy...

Aesop: *pulls Andrew out and carries him back to Aesop's room, bridal style*

Aesop: Jeez, you're so heavy... At least wake up when we get home...

Aesop: *drops Andrew onto his bed*

Aesop: Oops... Hope I didn't crack his skull...

Aesop: *checks Andrew's head, lifting his long hair and revealing his peaceful, sleeping face*

Aesop: Oh... He seems... Fine...

Aesop: *blushing a bit*

Aesop: Oh, the cupcakes!

Aesop: *leaves Andrew flopped on the bed and runs back to his car to grab the box of cupcakes*

Aesop: If I left this in here, it would make my car smell awful.

Aesop: *closes the car door and locks it*

Joseph and Helena: *return home*

Aesop: *tries to leave as fast as possible, without alerting them*

Joseph: *rushes out of his car*

Joseph: Aesop! Wait!

Aesop: Oh shoot-

Joseph: Could I help you carry that box of cakes?

Aesop: I don't need help. You should help Helena, she's pregnant with your child, after all...

Joseph: She's going to abort it, don't worry.

Aesop: Why would she do that? It's expensive and it-

Joseph: The cost doesn't matter. We do have a doctor admist us who doesn't mind doing surgeries for free.

Aesop: I still don't think you should let her get an abortion. You're having a baby with the woman you love, isn't that great?

Joseph: I don't love her, Aesop, I love you. I want to start a family with you. It's always been you, my love.

Aesop: Again with this 'my love' thing. Also, could you stop lying?

Joseph: I'm not lyi-

Helena: Joseph, honey~ Do you want to feel my breas-

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