A small problem...

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Joseph's room...

Joseph: If Jack's wedding wasn't a flop then I don't know what a failed wedding is.

Aesop: Don't be too harsh, they only had a week to plan it and they didn't want it to be too flashy...

Joseph: Jack's giant dress was quite flashy though, and him breaking the arch as he walked down the aisle definitely would have been at the front of a newspaper.

Aesop: If only we weren't stuck here and we could see a newspaper again... I always took them for granted...

Joseph: Don't be so downcast, my love~ Our wedding will be greater than theirs and that will surely brighten you up!

Aesop: Heh, I suppose... How long have we been together for, now?

Joseph: Three years, my love~ How could you forget~?

Aesop: I'm literally just marrying you so that I have inspiration for art.

Joseph: *pouts, revealing a million wrinkles*

Aesop: Ew, stop that, stay 30 years old, not 60...

Joseph: You still remember my age~!

Aesop: I didn't mean to remember your photo world age, but nobody can forget you being in your 60s...

Joseph: Why must you hurt me so, darling...?

Aesop: Oh... Sorry for being ignorant of your feelings...

Joseph: *in a French accent* Haha! Don't worry, my love~ Beat me down with your harsh words, for I love that sort of treatment~

Aesop: Oh, I forgot you were French...

Joseph: I literally cry in baguette in every chapter of ours.

Aesop: Oh yeah, having baguettes for tears must be rough...

Joseph: It really is...

Aesop: o o f

Joseph: But, it's alright~ Thanks for the concern, darling~

Aesop: Uhh... No problem...?

Joseph: Aww, I love you so much! So! Let's get married!

Aesop: Umm... About that... Well...

Helena: *walks in without knocking or any other sort of warning*

Aesop: *freezes up and goes silent*

Joseph: *as calm as ever*

Joseph: Ah, Helena, what do you need?

Aesop: ...She just barged inside...

Joseph: Don't worry about it, she's blind, so feel some more sympathy for her, yeah?

Aesop: Yeah, I guess...

Helena: I seem to have lost my glasses, do you know where I might have left them?

Aesop: No.

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