Joseph's room...
Joseph: If Jack's wedding wasn't a flop then I don't know what a failed wedding is.
Aesop: Don't be too harsh, they only had a week to plan it and they didn't want it to be too flashy...
Joseph: Jack's giant dress was quite flashy though, and him breaking the arch as he walked down the aisle definitely would have been at the front of a newspaper.
Aesop: If only we weren't stuck here and we could see a newspaper again... I always took them for granted...
Joseph: Don't be so downcast, my love~ Our wedding will be greater than theirs and that will surely brighten you up!
Aesop: Heh, I suppose... How long have we been together for, now?
Joseph: Three years, my love~ How could you forget~?
Aesop: I'm literally just marrying you so that I have inspiration for art.
Joseph: *pouts, revealing a million wrinkles*
Aesop: Ew, stop that, stay 30 years old, not 60...
Joseph: You still remember my age~!
Aesop: I didn't mean to remember your photo world age, but nobody can forget you being in your 60s...
Joseph: Why must you hurt me so, darling...?
Aesop: Oh... Sorry for being ignorant of your feelings...
Joseph: *in a French accent* Haha! Don't worry, my love~ Beat me down with your harsh words, for I love that sort of treatment~
Aesop: Oh, I forgot you were French...
Joseph: I literally cry in baguette in every chapter of ours.
Aesop: Oh yeah, having baguettes for tears must be rough...
Joseph: It really is...
Aesop: o o f
Joseph: But, it's alright~ Thanks for the concern, darling~
Aesop: Uhh... No problem...?
Joseph: Aww, I love you so much! So! Let's get married!
Aesop: Umm... About that... Well...
Helena: *walks in without knocking or any other sort of warning*
Aesop: *freezes up and goes silent*
Joseph: *as calm as ever*
Joseph: Ah, Helena, what do you need?
Aesop: ...She just barged inside...
Joseph: Don't worry about it, she's blind, so feel some more sympathy for her, yeah?
Aesop: Yeah, I guess...
Helena: I seem to have lost my glasses, do you know where I might have left them?
Aesop: No.