Mike's kebabs

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The same day, a little later...

Victor: La dee da~ Heading over to Mike's room for kebabs~ Yay~

Victor: *all jolly, knocks on Mike's door*

Victor: It's me, Victor! You said you have kebabs?

Mike: *opens the door, but the gap is small, like you can only see one of Mike's eyes through the gap*

Mike: Oh hello, Vic~

Victor: Yeah, hi! Can I have a kebab now?

Mike: Of course. Just wait out here for a few minutes while I make one for you.

Victor: I can't wait inside your room?

Mike: Aha, you probably don't want to see all the rainbow pride flags I have hanging up on my wall...

Victor: I don't mind! I'm not homophobic or anything! Since I'm gay myself...

Mike: Uhh, it's really hot in here though...

Victor: I jumped through a burning building to save Wick. Your room can't be that hot...

Mike: It's like hell in here. It's like lava just got poured into my room. Trust me, you don't want to come in.

Victor: Fine fine... I just want a kebab...

Mike: Which is what I will get for you! What part of the body would you like?

Victor: Body?

Mike: Yeah, you know, the pig head? Or the stomach? Or the feet- Trotters?

Victor: Hmm, I'm not sure... I've never really had a kebab, so what do you recommend?

Mike: I'd say the head. Or the butt, which is the sweetest~

Victor: Hah? That doesn't sound too great...

Mike: Okay, how about the head?

Victor: Okay!

Mike: Great! I'll be back in a jiffy!

Mike: *closes the door*

Victor: So excited! I should probably bring some back for Luca and Andrew...

Victor: *leans against Mike's room's door*

Mike: *after a while, opens the door again, only slightly*

Victor: ?!

Victor: *stands up*

Mike: Here. Goodbye.

Mike: *shoves a plate of food into Victor's hands and closes the door*

Victor: Ah- Wait!

Victor: *pokes the meat*

Victor: Thank you for the kebab! ...Guess I'll try it...

Victor: *takes a bite*

Victor: It's a lot more tough than other meats I've had...

Victor: *bites into something hard, so pulls it out of his mouth*

Victor: What on earth is this black thing? It's shiny? ...It's metal?!

Victor: *knocks on Mike's door*

Mike: *opens up*

Mike: Yes? Is the kebab to your liking? Is there anything I need to change? Like cooking it longer?

Victor: Sir, I have many complaints! This meat is incredibly tough! What did you do to it?! What type of meat is this?! And why is there metal in the meat?!

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