The same day, Hastur's room...
Eli: *sighs heavily*
Hastur: Are you okay, Eli?
Eli: Yeah... I'm just a bit stressed and frustrated... Like, why are so many people dying? And so fast?
Hastur: Don't be too upset... That's just how life works...
Eli: It's so unfair...
Eli: *about to have a breakdown*
Hastur: Okay, how about I cheer you up however you'd like? You tell me what you want and I promise to do it, no matter what it is.
Eli: That... Sounds nice...
Hastur: Right? So, what do you want to do? I'm even willing to do anything sexual.
Eli: That was... Extremely straightforward... I don't really want to do that just yet... I mean, we're not even married!
Hastur: I know, but it can't hurt to just sin a bit...
Eli: I still don't know...
Hastur: Fine, fine. I just said I'm willing to do it, if you really wanted to.
Eli: Thanks for respecting my decisions.
Hastur: Of course. Then, what would you like?
Eli: Actually, I take back what I said about nothing sexual. C-C-Can... I pet... Your.... I can't believe I'm saying this... Your yiddies?!
Hastur: My WHAT?!
Eli: Your yiddies!
Hastur: My yiddies?
Eli: Yeah, like, these...
Eli: *lifts his shirt and points to his nipples*
Hastur: Oooh, titties.
Eli: Yeah, them. Can I pet them?
Hastur: Sure. Wait- PET them? What the heck?! And! My octopus form has no titties...
Eli: *hides his blushing face with his hands*
Eli: Then change to your human form...
Hastur: Aww, look at you~
Eli: Don't tease me!
Hastur: *changes into a human*
Hastur: It's your lucky day, you cutie pie. I'm only wearing my cloak, so~
Hastur: *slowly takes off his cloak, first showing only a shoulder*
Hastur: Feeling seduced~?
Eli: Very. Ah, this is kinda scary...
Hastur: *chuckles*
Hastur: Don't worry, nobody is getting harmed. And after a while, you'll get used to it~
