The next morning, Hastur's room...
Eli: *wakes up, lying on Hastur*
Hastur: Oh, good morning~
Eli: *rubs the sleep from his eyes*
Eli: Yeah, morning...
Eli: *yawns*
Hastur: Tired?
Eli: A little~ Let's just be lazy and stay in bed all day today~
Hastur: I'm down for that~
Hastur: *kisses Eli's head*
Eli: *giggles*
Hastur: Oh, Jerhomie needs breakfast.
Eli: Aww~ Can't you stay in bed for just a bit longer~?
Hastur: *gets out of bed, not putting any clothes on*
Hastur: Baaabe~ You know I wanna just snuggle with you, but Jerho-
Luca: Wassup bitches! I've come to take your virginity!
Hastur: OHMYLORD! GET OUT! OOOUUUT!
Luca: Woooaah, huge naked octopus!
Eli: *covers himself with the blanket*
Luca: Don't hide, Eli~
Eli: How did you know?!
Luca: You're not the best at sneaking around. You should get some tips from Kurt and Servais~ They hide so good, but I still know they're there~
Eli: Could you please leave?
Hastur: Yes. This is my room and you strutted in without permission. Plus, you need to learn to knock!
Luca: My bad~ Aaaanywaaaays~ Eli, I'm meeting up with a couple of guys, later, in Robbie's room. Come hang with us. We'd love to hear about your first time~
Hastur: Stop teasing him and leave already!
Luca: Think about it, Eliii~
Luca: *gets shoved out of the room*
Hastur: *locks the door once Luca is out*
Hastur: Phew... What a pain... Oh right, Jerhomie's food.
Hastur: *picks up some FiShY fLaKeS and sprinkles them into Jerhomie's fish bowl*
Eli: Umm, Hastur?
Hastur: Yes?
Eli: I saw a mini Feaster... Do you... Want to adopt him?
Hastur: Sure. Why not? Seems good to me.
Eli: Or maybe it's a little fast... I'm not sure if I'll make a good father...
Hastur: Of course you will~ Nobody in this manor would make as good a father as you~
Eli: Aw, stahp~
